Frases celebres de peliculas/series

Bue, armo este thread para q posteen las frases que mas le coparon de algunas peliculas y/o series ... aca van las mias XD

-I need a light... And if you touch me again... I'll kill you.
T: -Necesito fuego... Y si vuelves a tocarme... Te mato...

Brunce Willies, el ultimo boy scout

-I know, I know, it just happened. It was an accident. Sure. You tripped. You said, 'Whoops,' and accidentally fucked my wife. Gee, Mrs. H., I'm sorry, just isn't my week. Sure, Mike. Happen to anybody.
T: Lo se, lo se, solo sucedio. Fue un accidente. Seguro. Te tropesaste. Dijiste, "Whoops", y accidentalmente cojiste a mi esposa. Gee, Señora H., lo lamento, es que no es mi semana. Seguro, Mike. Le pasa a cualquiera.

Brunce Willies, el ultimo boy scout

-Are you a mexican, or a mexicant?

Jonnhy Deep, erase una vez en mexico (lo mejor de una muy mala pelicula XD)


Y la mas grosa de todas:
-Forgiveness is between them and God, (its) my job to arrange the meeting.
T: El perdon es entre ellos y dios, my trabajo es arreglar el encuentro.

Denzel Washington, Men on fire (hombre en llamas)

pd: a q laucien lo floodea mal al thread XD

Ufff... hay muchas. A ver, arranco:

Snatch:

De Brick Top: "Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me."
De Bullet Tooth Tony: "So, you’re obviously the big dick. And these two on either side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls... Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your wires crossed. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... fuck off."

Fight Club:

De Tyler: "Do not fuck with us."
De Tyler: "Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic! It's all going down, man! So, fuck off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may."
De Tyler: "Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
Del Narrador: "Losing all hope was freedom."

Pulp Fiction:

De Jules: "There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
De Jules:"Well yeah. I was just sitting here, eating my muffin, drinking my coffee, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity."
De Jules: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

Braveheart:
De William: "Freedom!!!" :P

Y por último, por ahora, la frase más representativa de la historia del cine:

"No, I am your father."

Hay muchas más, despues pongo: De The Godfather, Taxy Driver, Apocalypse Now (entre otras), muchisimas... se las dejo al resto.

The Matrix

"Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?"

Morfeo

"You hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."

Agente Smith

"Have you ever stood and stared at it? Marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious. Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world. Where none suffered. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization, which is, of course, what this is all about. Evolution, Morpheus, evolution. Like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You had your time. The future is our world, Morpheus. The future is our time."

Agente Smith

"I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson." :D

Agente Smith

Aliens
"I got readings, I got signals, in front and behind."

Hudson

American Psyco

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."

Patrick Bateman

Jurassic Park
Me gusta que pasa :P

"T. Rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just… suppress 65 million years of gut instinct."

Alan Grant

"Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I have decided not to endorse your park..."

Alan Grant

"Dinosaurs eat Man… Woman inherits the earth."

Ellie Sattler

"John, the kind of control you're attempting is not possible. If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. It expands to new territories. It crashes through barriers. Painfully, maybe even… dangerously, but, and… well, there it is."

Ian Malcolm

"God help us, we're in the hands of engineers."

Ian Malcolm

"When you gotta go, you gotta go.(After Donald Gennaro flees into a restroom)"

Ian Malcolm

"Anybody hear that? It's a, um...it's an impact tremor is what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here."

Ian Malcolm

"There's another example. Now see here I am by myself...talking to myself. That's Chaos Theory."

Ian Malcolm

"John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. "

Terminator 2
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

T-800

Ya pondre mas si me acuerdo. Los mejores los pusieron :P

Etooo ... a ver si me acuerdo ...

- "Por si no nos vemos luego ... buenos dias, buenas tardes y buenas noches" - El Show de Truman

"El tiempo no es importante, solo la vida es importante." "Solo conozco dos idiomas: el ingles, con tacos y sin tacos" - El Quinto Elemento


POWDER

Cita:

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"- Creían que más allá quedarían desconectados de todo
- ¿Eso es lo que la gente vería si pudiese, que están conectados?
- Y lo maravillosos que son en realidad. Que no es necesario esconderse, ni mentir..., y que es posible hablar con cualquiera sin mentiras, y sin sarcasmos, sin hipocresías, sin exageraciones..., ni ninguno de esos métodos para camuflar la verdad.
- No conozco a nadie que se comporte de esa manera."

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- "Arriba o abajo" - El ultimo Boy Scout

ja, de matrix!, como olvidar XD

-Mr. Anderson! Surprised to see me?
Smith el grande XD

edit: esta frase tiene anecdota, en el cine viendo la 2 del señor de los anillos, cuando aparece elrond frente a aragorn en el campamento rohirrim, un amigo grita "Mr. Aragorn! Surprised to see me?", se cagaron todos de risa XD

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you, and you may call me V."

V - V for Vendetta

Mr. Creedy: We have guns, all you have are your knifes and fancy karate"
V: No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."

V for Vendetta

"Remember, Remember
The fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot."

V for Vendetta

Neo: Hiya, fellas.
Agent Jackson: It's him.
Agent Thompson: The anomaly.
Agent Jackson: Do we proceed?
Agent Thompson: Yes.
Agent Jackson: He is still…
Agent Johnson: …only human.

Matrix Reloaded

Ice Cream Truck: You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You can not resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream.

Invader Zim

Col. Sheppard: Best case scenario?
Dr. McKay: I win a Nobel Prize.
Col. Sheppard: Worst case scenario?
Dr. McKay: We tear a hole in the fabric of the universe. Which is much less likely to happen than the Nobel Prize.

Stargate Atlantis - Trinity

"I've said it before, I am for fighting to the death, but we need a plan, preferably one that avoids the 'to the death' part."

Stargate - Unending

Wesley: Feng Shui.
Gunn: What's that mean again?
Wesley: That people will believe anything.

Angel - Conviction

Angel: You're a Nazi?
Spike: What? Oh. No, I just ate one.

Angel - Why We Fight

Angel: Connor, what are you doing here?
Connor: Oh, come on. You stop by for coffee and the world's not ending? Please.

Angel - Not Fade Away

Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence.
Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
Angel: Amongst other things.
[Aparecen cientos de bichos, varios gigantes y un dragon]
Gunn: Okay, you take the thirty thousand on the left…
Illyria: You're fading. You'll last ten minutes at best.
Gunn: Then let's make it memorable.
Spike: And in terms of a plan?
Angel: We fight.
Spike: Bit more specific?
Angel: Well, personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.

Angel - Not Fade Away

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Salvo la del camion de helados todas me las acordaba (aunque busque la primera de V para escribirla bien) pero busque los nombres de los capitulos o los personajes porque no me los acordaba todos XD.

13th warrior


"Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mother.
Lo there do I see my brothers and my sisters.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me;
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla,
where the brave may live forever."



"Hurry to meet death
before your place is taken."

las de angel estan barbaras, q buena serie :D

-Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. If pleases you, grant me this one request—grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, to HELL with you!

Conan The Barbarian

Marvin de The Hitchhiker´s guide to the galaxy:

Marvin: ”I’ve been ordered to take you down to the bridge.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to
the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? ’Cos I don’t.”

Marvin: ”Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t
know why I bother to say it, oh God I’m so depressed. Here’s another of
those self-satisfied door. Life! Don’t talk to me about life.”

Marvin: ”I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed,”
Trillian: ”Well here’s something to occupy you and keep your mind off things.”
Marvin: ”It won’t work, I have an exceptionally large mind.”

http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/im...1105662696.jpg

Jajaja, estaba por poner varias de Marvin pero no las puse porque no eran de la pelicula:

"Ford, there is an infinite number of monkeys outside, who wants to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they have worked out."

The Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy - Radio Show

Arthur: Ford, I think I'm a sofa.
Ford: I know how you feel.

The Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy - La Pelicula

Marvin: Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it.
Ford: And what happened?.
Marvin: It committed suicide.

The Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

The Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy - The Restauran at the End of the Universe

"Everything that has a beginning has an end."

The Matrix - The Oracle

"Patito patito color de café, si tú no me quieres yo ya se por qué, tu no me presumas lo que yo ya sé, que tú eres un pato color de café!"

Los Simpsons - Homero Simpson

xD

Homero:"Una cerveza en un coco y la bebe si señor, una cerveza en un coco y la lata ya se fué..."
Flanders:"Homeroo!"
Homero:"...y la lata ya se fué!"

=P

jajajaj me mata esa pelicula ... quiero conseguir los libros..

va otra:
Ford:Wash your filthy hands!
Ford: Don't panic... don't panic...
Arthur: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We're gonna die.
Ford: No... no! What's this?
Arthur: What's that?
Ford: What's this...? What's this...?
Ford: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die

btw hay alguna pagina de donde sacar esas frases? hay algunas q me acuerdo que se que estaban buenas pero no me acuerdo como decian...

En IMDB tienen quotes.

Wikiquote (la que esta en ingles), ahi podes probar.

btw, de Simpsons no pongan. Eso merece un thread aparte.

www.wikiquote.org.

Tiene de todo, la use un par de veces para las que no me acordaba los personajes o cosas asi.

House: "You can't feel pain - nothing left but pleasure. Why don't you tell me how wonderful that is!"
Patient: "It sucks."
House: "Better than being in pain all the time. Get in the chair!"
[Patient stays on the floor, House gets a syringe]
Patient: "Every morning I have to check my eyes to make sure I didn't scratch a cornea in my sleep."
House: "Oh god, stop! I'm in a pool of tears here."
Patient: "I can't cry."
House: "Neither can I. Every morning I check my eyes for jaundice to see if the Vicodin finally shot my liver."
Patient: "I can't run anywhere without examining all my toes for swelling."
House: "I can't run."
Patient: "Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat."
House: "Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour."
Patient: "I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom. Do you know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that?"
House: "Bathroom's fifty feet from my office. For every drink of water I weigh the pros and cons."
Patient: "After everything I do, I self-check: Mouth, tongue, gums for cuts, count teeth, check temperature, toes and joints for swelling, skin for bruises..."
House: "I got shot."
[Patient pauses, Cameron and Chase exchange looks]
Patient: "I sat on a stove when I was three. Wanna see the coil marks?"
House: "Yeah."
Patient: "Do you think I'm lying?"
House: "Do you think I just wanna check out your 'tuckus', as your people would say?"
(Dr House en la tercera temporada,me amto ese capitulo XD

Jajaja muchas gracias, esta muy buena esa pagina, encontre al toque la que queria:

Spike: [barges into Angel's office.] Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink... [stops in mid-thought when he sees puppet Angel sitting at the desk.]
Puppet Angel: [anxiously.] Spike...
Spike: [staring.] Look at you.
Puppet Angel: [gesturing with his hands.] Just turn around and walk away.
Spike: [still staring.] You're a—
Puppet Angel: Spike!
Spike: [starts laughing uncontrollably.] You're a bloody puppet!

jajajajaja me mata esa parte!

Quien podría olvidar el GRAN final de Casablanca.

Rick: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

Leonidas: You are generous, as you are divine, oh king of kings. Such an offer, only a madman would refuse. But the idea of kneeling, it's, uh, you see, slaughtering all those men of yours has left a nasty cramp in my leg so kneeling will be hard for me.

Dilos:His helmet is stifling. His shield is heavy. (aca en el cine es cuando todos empiezan a gritar con toda la piel de gallina un " A COMERRLAAAAA ! ")

300~


Karen Pomeroy:This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "cellar door" is the most beautiful.

Frank: Twenty-eight days... Six hours... Forty-two minutes... Twelve seconds... That is when the world will end.

Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: Well we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Mmm-hmm [gulps beer]. Not some like tight-ass Middlesex chick, y'know? Like this cute little blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Sean Smith: [Nods Agreement] Hmm.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? It's because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay well you know what then, she fucks them while Vanity watches, okay?
Sean Smith: Well what about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get into all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah. What he does: He films the gangbang, later on...he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [earnestly] First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [sighs] Dammit Donnie wh-why you gotta get so smart on us?

Donnie Darko~




Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
Harry Goldfarb: You got friends, Ma.
Sara Goldfarb: Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile.



Harry Goldfarb: [Waking up after his arm was amputated] Marion? Marion?
Angelic Nurse: Don't worry, your in a hospital.
Harry Goldfarb: Marion?
Angelic Nurse: Who's that? She'll be sent for, she'll come.
Harry Goldfarb: No... she won't.
Angelic Nurse: She'll come.
Harry Goldfarb: [Crying] No... she won't come. (aca es adonde lloro como una nena mientras mis amigos, me ven, y se rien sin saber pq... ¬¬ malditos desgraciados *agita su brazo*)


Requiem for a Dream~

Heroes

"Save the cheerleader, save the world!"

Future Hiro

"Do you have any idea as to what would happen, Cause I don't. Maybe I'll explode. Maybe I'll take out this hospital. Maybe I'll wipe out the city like an atomic bomb!"

Ted Sprague

"You're broken. I can fix you"

Sylar

Cita:

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[Hiro gets a well-timed cellphone call from Isaac.]
Ando: Who is it?
Hiro: Destiny!
Ando: I wish Destiny would lose our number.

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xD

Cita:

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Ando: What happened to me? Where am I? Am I rich? Married?
Future Hiro: I can't tell you that.
Ando: Why not?
Future Hiro: Because ... [translated from Japanese] [smirking] The whole time/space continuum ... might implode because you were impatient.

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XD

Cita:

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Future Sylar (as Nathan): Brother versus brother. It's almost biblical.
Future Peter: My brother can't walk through walls. Who are you?
Future Sylar: An old friend. The guy they blamed for blowing up New York, but you and I know the real story, don't we, Pete?
Future Peter: You're going to pay for what you did to Nathan. What you did in his name.
Future Sylar: What I did? When I killed Nathan, he had already turned against his own kind.
Future Peter: Liar.

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Cita:

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Nathan: You saved the cheerleader, so we can save the world.
(...)
Peter: I love you, Nathan.
Nathan: I love you too.

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Mohinder: Where does it come from, this quest? This need to solve life's mysteries, when the simplest of questions can never be answered. Why are we here? What is the soul? Why do we dream? Perhaps we'd be better off not looking at all. Not delving, not yearning. That's not human nature. Not the human heart. That is not why we are here.

Heroes - Genesis

Mohinder: We all imagine ourselves the agents of our destiny, capable of determining our own fate. But have we truly any choice in when we rise? Or when we fall? Or does a force larger than ourselves bid us our direction? Is it evolution that takes us by the hand? Does science point our way? Or is it God who intervenes, keeping us safe?

Heroes - Don`t Look Back

Mohinder: Evolution is imperfect and often a violent process. A battle between what exists and what is yet to be born. Amidst these birth pains, morality loses its meaning, the question of good and evil reduced to one simple choice: survive or perish.

Heroes - Better Halves

Claude: C`mon, dig into that file cabinet of your`s and pull something out, fly, stop time, paint me a pretty picture... do something unexpected

Heroes - Unexpected

Linderman: People think I collect art. What I really collect are lives fixed in paint. A perfect moment capturing an entire existence, made immortal. A monster’s fight to survive, and live to kill again. A mother willing to fracture her own soul to protect her child. Youth’s struggle for innocence, despite life’s cruelty. The double-edged lies needed to sustain a double-edged life. A wandering hero’s pure joy at success, and his darkest hour, when all the world seems lost. All perfect moments, frozen in time. Alone, each tells a single story. Together, they can tell the future.

Heroes - .07%

Este es grande

Mr. Bennet: Call me Noah.

Heroes - How to Stop an Exploding Man

Equilibrium
Si lo de mi avatar :P

"...without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock ticking."

Mary

"But I being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet, tread softly because you tread on my dreams. (reading "He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven" - W.B. Yeats)"

Partridge

Cita:

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Brandt: What are you doing?
Preston: I'm rearranging my desk.
Brandt: You didn't like the way it was before?
Preston: I had no feelings about it. I'm merely attempting to optimize.

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"The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly."

Du Pont

War Games

Cita:

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David: What is the primary goal?
Joshua: You should know, Professor. You programmed me.
David: Oh, c'mon. What is the primary goal?
Joshua: To win the game.

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Cita:

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Joshua: Greetings, Professor Falken.
Stephen Falken: Hello, Joshua.
Joshua: A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

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"...It will be a milisecond of brilliant light, then we will be vaporized."

Dr. Stephen Falken

Dark City

"I know this is gonna sound crazy, but what if we never knew each other before now? What if the first time we ever met was last night in our apartment. And everything you remember, and everything I’m supposed to remember never really happened. Someone just wants us to think it did."

John Murdoch

Goonies

"Goonies never say die!"


We ya me canse de estrujar el cerebro para peliculas... ademas no tengo ganas de na... :no:

The Godfather:

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

Star Wars Series:

"May the force be with you."

The Lord of the Rings:

"For Frodo!"

"My precious..."

como me rei por dios XD

Stargate Atlantis 3 season
McKay: You shot me!
Sheppard: Yes I shot you and I said I was sorry.
Ronon: You shot me too!
Sheppard: I´m sorry for shooting everyone!

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

Yuri Orlov


I don't want to be remembered at all. That means I'm dead.

Yuri Orlov


We made him an ofert he couldn't reject.

Vito Corleone

esta se hacen los gomas pero la saben todos:

Forrest Gump

La vida es una caja de bombones,nunca sabes lo que te va a tocar.



:bigxD:



Pd: las de heroes muy buenas todas

The Ring 2, última escena de Samara, Rachel subiendo por el pozo, ella persiguiéndola, consigue salir por los pelos, está apunto de cerrar el pozo y ...

Cita:

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Samara : MAMI !!
Rachel : Yo no soy tu puta mami
*Rachel cierra el pozo*

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Fui el único que me estuve partiendo de risa un buen rato xD

es un capo mitchell XD
stargate sg1:

Teal'c: Where is the rest of your team, Colonel Mitchell?
Colonel Cameron Mitchell: Actually it's still kind of SG-Me.

Mitchell: Wow. Politics really does suck everywhere you go.
Teal'c: Indeed.

Mitchell: Merlin. King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table Merlin?
Jackson: Yes.
Mitchell: Was an ancient.
Jackson: I think so.
Mitchell to Teal'c: See! That is what I'm talking about!

Mitchell: Well I suppose after you save the world 7 or 8 times...
O'Neill: Who's counting.
Mitchell: Teal'c actually. He mentions it all the time.

Mitchell: This is great. We got the band back together!
Carter about Vala: So what's with the extra back-up singer?

Lord Haikon: How will we know when it is working?
Mitchell: We'll know when the Prior is no longer able to use his powers.
Jolan: How will we know when he will be no longer able to use his powers?
Mitchell: Well. Someone is just going to have to test it and find out.
Silence all around.
Mitchell: Don't worry, fellas. That someone is me.

Mitchell:So, do you... live here on your own?
Dr. Reya Varrick: Why do you ask?
Mitchell:SIt's a big place. I don't know. Just curious, I guess.
Dr. Reya Varrick: I thought that was your clever way of asking if I was married.
Mitchell: I'm not that clever.

Mitchell: One more stupid question. Landry gives him a look Uh, yours was fine, sir. Mine was stupid.

Mitchell: You know, I've read mission reports on the Asgard, they're not what I was expecting.
Carter: What were you expecting?
Mitchell: I don't know... pants for one.

Colonel Emerson: Why would the first wave just leave us behind? They had to know there were survivors.
Mitchell: They need witnesses. Their goal is not to kill us all, it's to convert us. Their wish is to go forth and tell everybody how they kicked our asses.

Landry: Checkmate.
Mitchell: Yup. Too good for me, sir.
Landry: Pandering to the ego of a senior officer, Mitchell?
Mitchell: No. Truthfully I always hated the game. If you happen to have a Playstation I will happily kick your ass at Socom 3.

Mitchell: Look, I know you have no reason to trust us anymore than you do those guys—
Barmaid: I have not seen you shoot anyone.
Mitchell: That's an excellent point. We're gonna need your help.

Mitchell: You should come with us.
Barmaid: My place is here. I'll be fine. Mitchell hesitates. I'll blame everything on you.
Mitchell: Good plan.

nada supera a "Yippee Ki Yay, Motherfucker" de Bruce Willis

Se podria decir que Forest gump es una serie de frases celebres. "run forest, run!!" ( todos la hemos dicho alguna vez ) entre cientas de camarones , simples comparaciones y la espectacular respuesta de "Tonto es el que hace tonterias". Si me tengo que quedar con una es la frase final que compara el pensamiento de su madre con el destino, y el ser una hoja con la brisa como yenny:

"Yo no sé si mamá tenía razón o si la tiene el teniente Dan, yo no sé si todos tenemos un destino, o si estamos flotando casualmente como en una brisa... pero yo creo que pueden ser ambas, puede que ambas estén ocurriendo al mismo tiempo.
"
Que grosa peli.


Otra buena pelicula llena de altas frases es conoces a Joe black.

You cannot pass!!!!!!!!!!!! gandalf
The thuth is out there x files

"An old man dies. A young woman lives. Fair trade. *Bang* I love you, Nancy."

Hartigan, Sin City

"I didn't scream, Hartigan. Not once. I didn't scream"

Nancy, Sin City

"The night is hot. I'm in a lousy room in a lousy part of a lousy town. I'm staring at a goddess, she's telling me she wants me. I'm not going to waste one more second wondering how I've gotten so lucky...She smells like angels oughta smell. The perfect woman. The goddess."

Marv, Sin City

Shit on my dick or blood on my knife.

Efecto Mariposa