Frases celebres de peliculas/series

[pululon]

Bue, armo este thread para q posteen las frases que mas le coparon de algunas peliculas y/o series ... aca van las mias XD

-I need a light... And if you touch me again... I'll kill you.
T: -Necesito fuego... Y si vuelves a tocarme... Te mato...

Brunce Willies, el ultimo boy scout

-I know, I know, it just happened. It was an accident. Sure. You tripped. You said, 'Whoops,' and accidentally fucked my wife. Gee, Mrs. H., I'm sorry, just isn't my week. Sure, Mike. Happen to anybody.
T: Lo se, lo se, solo sucedio. Fue un accidente. Seguro. Te tropesaste. Dijiste, "Whoops", y accidentalmente cojiste a mi esposa. Gee, Señora H., lo lamento, es que no es mi semana. Seguro, Mike. Le pasa a cualquiera.

Brunce Willies, el ultimo boy scout

-Are you a mexican, or a mexicant?

Jonnhy Deep, erase una vez en mexico (lo mejor de una muy mala pelicula XD)


Y la mas grosa de todas:
-Forgiveness is between them and God, (its) my job to arrange the meeting.
T: El perdon es entre ellos y dios, my trabajo es arreglar el encuentro.

Denzel Washington, Men on fire (hombre en llamas)

pd: a q laucien lo floodea mal al thread XD

[ButterS]

Ufff... hay muchas. A ver, arranco:

Snatch:

De Brick Top: "Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt — me."
De Bullet Tooth Tony: "So, you’re obviously the big dick. And these two on either side of ya are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls... Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your wires crossed. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... fuck off."

Fight Club:

De Tyler: "Do not fuck with us."
De Tyler: "Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic! It's all going down, man! So, fuck off with your sofa units and your Strinne green stripe patterns. I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let's evolve, and let the chips fall where they may."
De Tyler: "Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
Del Narrador: "Losing all hope was freedom."

Pulp Fiction:

De Jules: "There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was some cold-blooded shit to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinkin', maybe it means you're the evil man, and I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or, it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd."
De Jules:"Well yeah. I was just sitting here, eating my muffin, drinking my coffee, when I had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity."
De Jules: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

Braveheart:
De William: "Freedom!!!"

Y por último, por ahora, la frase más representativa de la historia del cine:

"No, I am your father."

Hay muchas más, despues pongo: De The Godfather, Taxy Driver, Apocalypse Now (entre otras), muchisimas... se las dejo al resto.

[Sanniy]

The Matrix

"Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?"

Morfeo

"You hear that Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Anderson."

Agente Smith

"Have you ever stood and stared at it? Marveled at its beauty, its genius? Billions of people just living out their lives, oblivious. Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world. Where none suffered. Where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through misery and suffering. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this, the peak of your civilization. I say your civilization because as soon as we started thinking for you it really became our civilization, which is, of course, what this is all about. Evolution, Morpheus, evolution. Like the dinosaur. Look out that window. You had your time. The future is our world, Morpheus. The future is our time."

Agente Smith

"I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr. Anderson."

Agente Smith

Aliens
"I got readings, I got signals, in front and behind."

Hudson

American Psyco

"Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite."

Patrick Bateman

Jurassic Park
Me gusta que pasa

"T. Rex doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt. Can't just… suppress 65 million years of gut instinct."

Alan Grant

"Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I have decided not to endorse your park..."

Alan Grant

"Dinosaurs eat Man… Woman inherits the earth."

Ellie Sattler

"John, the kind of control you're attempting is not possible. If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free. It expands to new territories. It crashes through barriers. Painfully, maybe even… dangerously, but, and… well, there it is."

Ian Malcolm

"God help us, we're in the hands of engineers."

Ian Malcolm

"When you gotta go, you gotta go.(After Donald Gennaro flees into a restroom)"

Ian Malcolm

"Anybody hear that? It's a, um...it's an impact tremor is what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here."

Ian Malcolm

"There's another example. Now see here I am by myself...talking to myself. That's Chaos Theory."

Ian Malcolm

"John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. "

Terminator 2
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

T-800

Ya pondre mas si me acuerdo. Los mejores los pusieron

[Seyryo]

Etooo ... a ver si me acuerdo ...

- "Por si no nos vemos luego ... buenos dias, buenas tardes y buenas noches" - El Show de Truman

"El tiempo no es importante, solo la vida es importante." "Solo conozco dos idiomas: el ingles, con tacos y sin tacos" - El Quinto Elemento


POWDER

"- Creían que más allá quedarían desconectados de todo
- ¿Eso es lo que la gente vería si pudiese, que están conectados?
- Y lo maravillosos que son en realidad. Que no es necesario esconderse, ni mentir..., y que es posible hablar con cualquiera sin mentiras, y sin sarcasmos, sin hipocresías, sin exageraciones..., ni ninguno de esos métodos para camuflar la verdad.
- No conozco a nadie que se comporte de esa manera."

- "Arriba o abajo" - El ultimo Boy Scout

[pululon]

ja, de matrix!, como olvidar XD

-Mr. Anderson! Surprised to see me?
Smith el grande XD

edit: esta frase tiene anecdota, en el cine viendo la 2 del señor de los anillos, cuando aparece elrond frente a aragorn en el campamento rohirrim, un amigo grita "Mr. Aragorn! Surprised to see me?", se cagaron todos de risa XD

[Laucien]

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you, and you may call me V."

V - V for Vendetta

Mr. Creedy: We have guns, all you have are your knifes and fancy karate"
V: No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded."

V for Vendetta

"Remember, Remember
The fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot.
I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot."

V for Vendetta

Neo: Hiya, fellas.
Agent Jackson: It's him.
Agent Thompson: The anomaly.
Agent Jackson: Do we proceed?
Agent Thompson: Yes.
Agent Jackson: He is still…
Agent Johnson: …only human.

Matrix Reloaded

Ice Cream Truck: You like ice cream. You like ice cream. You love it. You can not resist ice cream. To resist is hopeless. Your existence is meaningless without ice cream.

Invader Zim

Col. Sheppard: Best case scenario?
Dr. McKay: I win a Nobel Prize.
Col. Sheppard: Worst case scenario?
Dr. McKay: We tear a hole in the fabric of the universe. Which is much less likely to happen than the Nobel Prize.

Stargate Atlantis - Trinity

"I've said it before, I am for fighting to the death, but we need a plan, preferably one that avoids the 'to the death' part."

Stargate - Unending

Wesley: Feng Shui.
Gunn: What's that mean again?
Wesley: That people will believe anything.

Angel - Conviction

Angel: You're a Nazi?
Spike: What? Oh. No, I just ate one.

Angel - Why We Fight

Angel: Connor, what are you doing here?
Connor: Oh, come on. You stop by for coffee and the world's not ending? Please.

Angel - Not Fade Away

Illyria: Wesley's dead. I'm feeling grief for him. I can't seem to control it. I wish to do more violence.
Spike: Well, wishes just happen to be horses today.
Angel: Amongst other things.
[Aparecen cientos de bichos, varios gigantes y un dragon]
Gunn: Okay, you take the thirty thousand on the left…
Illyria: You're fading. You'll last ten minutes at best.
Gunn: Then let's make it memorable.
Spike: And in terms of a plan?
Angel: We fight.
Spike: Bit more specific?
Angel: Well, personally, I kinda want to slay the dragon. Let's go to work.

Angel - Not Fade Away

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Salvo la del camion de helados todas me las acordaba (aunque busque la primera de V para escribirla bien) pero busque los nombres de los capitulos o los personajes porque no me los acordaba todos XD.

[Ouro]

13th warrior


"Lo there do I see my father.
Lo there do I see my mother.
Lo there do I see my brothers and my sisters.
Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning.
Lo they do call to me;
they bid me take my place among them in the Halls of Valhalla,
where the brave may live forever."



"Hurry to meet death
before your place is taken."

[pululon]

las de angel estan barbaras, q buena serie

-Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. If pleases you, grant me this one request—grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, to HELL with you!

Conan The Barbarian

[XavierK]

Marvin de The Hitchhiker´s guide to the galaxy:

Marvin: ”I’ve been ordered to take you down to the bridge.
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to take you down to
the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? ’Cos I don’t.”

Marvin: ”Pardon me for breathing, which I never do anyway so I don’t
know why I bother to say it, oh God I’m so depressed. Here’s another of
those self-satisfied door. Life! Don’t talk to me about life.”

Marvin: ”I think you ought to know I’m feeling very depressed,”
Trillian: ”Well here’s something to occupy you and keep your mind off things.”
Marvin: ”It won’t work, I have an exceptionally large mind.”

[Laucien]

Jajaja, estaba por poner varias de Marvin pero no las puse porque no eran de la pelicula:

"Ford, there is an infinite number of monkeys outside, who wants to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they have worked out."

The Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy - Radio Show

Arthur: Ford, I think I'm a sofa.
Ford: I know how you feel.

The Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy - La Pelicula

Marvin: Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it.
Ford: And what happened?.
Marvin: It committed suicide.

The Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

The Hitchhiker`s Guide to the Galaxy - The Restauran at the End of the Universe