Frases celebres de peliculas/series

[Deviance]

"Everything that has a beginning has an end."

The Matrix - The Oracle

"Patito patito color de café, si tú no me quieres yo ya se por qué, tu no me presumas lo que yo ya sé, que tú eres un pato color de café!"

Los Simpsons - Homero Simpson

xD

Homero:"Una cerveza en un coco y la bebe si señor, una cerveza en un coco y la lata ya se fué..."
Flanders:"Homeroo!"
Homero:"...y la lata ya se fué!"

=P

[XavierK]

jajajaj me mata esa pelicula ... quiero conseguir los libros..

va otra:
Ford:Wash your filthy hands!
Ford: Don't panic... don't panic...
Arthur: So this is it. We're gonna die.
Ford: Yeah. We're gonna die.
Ford: No... no! What's this?
Arthur: What's that?
Ford: What's this...? What's this...?
Ford: This... is... nothing. Yeah, we're gonna die

[Deviance]

btw hay alguna pagina de donde sacar esas frases? hay algunas q me acuerdo que se que estaban buenas pero no me acuerdo como decian...

[XavierK]

En IMDB tienen quotes.

[ButterS]

Wikiquote (la que esta en ingles), ahi podes probar.

btw, de Simpsons no pongan. Eso merece un thread aparte.

[Laucien]

www.wikiquote.org.

Tiene de todo, la use un par de veces para las que no me acordaba los personajes o cosas asi.

[blackram3]

House: "You can't feel pain - nothing left but pleasure. Why don't you tell me how wonderful that is!"
Patient: "It sucks."
House: "Better than being in pain all the time. Get in the chair!"
[Patient stays on the floor, House gets a syringe]
Patient: "Every morning I have to check my eyes to make sure I didn't scratch a cornea in my sleep."
House: "Oh god, stop! I'm in a pool of tears here."
Patient: "I can't cry."
House: "Neither can I. Every morning I check my eyes for jaundice to see if the Vicodin finally shot my liver."
Patient: "I can't run anywhere without examining all my toes for swelling."
House: "I can't run."
Patient: "Boys can't hold me for too long because I can overheat."
House: "Girls can't hold me for too long because I only pay for an hour."
Patient: "I need an alarm on my watch to remind me to go to the bathroom. Do you know how many humiliating experiences before I thought of that?"
House: "Bathroom's fifty feet from my office. For every drink of water I weigh the pros and cons."
Patient: "After everything I do, I self-check: Mouth, tongue, gums for cuts, count teeth, check temperature, toes and joints for swelling, skin for bruises..."
House: "I got shot."
[Patient pauses, Cameron and Chase exchange looks]
Patient: "I sat on a stove when I was three. Wanna see the coil marks?"
House: "Yeah."
Patient: "Do you think I'm lying?"
House: "Do you think I just wanna check out your 'tuckus', as your people would say?"
(Dr House en la tercera temporada,me amto ese capitulo XD

[Deviance]

Jajaja muchas gracias, esta muy buena esa pagina, encontre al toque la que queria:

Spike: [barges into Angel's office.] Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink... [stops in mid-thought when he sees puppet Angel sitting at the desk.]
Puppet Angel: [anxiously.] Spike...
Spike: [staring.] Look at you.
Puppet Angel: [gesturing with his hands.] Just turn around and walk away.
Spike: [still staring.] You're a—
Puppet Angel: Spike!
Spike: [starts laughing uncontrollably.] You're a bloody puppet!

jajajajaja me mata esa parte!

[ButterS]

Quien podría olvidar el GRAN final de Casablanca.

Rick: "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."

[Gawayne]

Leonidas: You are generous, as you are divine, oh king of kings. Such an offer, only a madman would refuse. But the idea of kneeling, it's, uh, you see, slaughtering all those men of yours has left a nasty cramp in my leg so kneeling will be hard for me.

Dilos:His helmet is stifling. His shield is heavy. (aca en el cine es cuando todos empiezan a gritar con toda la piel de gallina un " A COMERRLAAAAA ! ")

300~


Karen Pomeroy:This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "cellar door" is the most beautiful.

Frank: Twenty-eight days... Six hours... Forty-two minutes... Twelve seconds... That is when the world will end.

Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Sean Smith: Beer and pussy. That's all I need.
Ronald Fisher: Well we gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.
Sean Smith: Smurfette?
Ronald Fisher: Mmm-hmm [gulps beer]. Not some like tight-ass Middlesex chick, y'know? Like this cute little blonde that'll get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does.
Sean Smith: [Nods Agreement] Hmm.
Donnie: Smurfette doesn't fuck.
Ronald Fisher: That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? It's because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.
Sean Smith: No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
Ronald Fisher: Okay well you know what then, she fucks them while Vanity watches, okay?
Sean Smith: Well what about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get into all the action.
Ronald Fisher: Yeah. What he does: He films the gangbang, later on...he beats off to the tape.
Donnie: [earnestly] First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
Sean Smith: [sighs] Dammit Donnie wh-why you gotta get so smart on us?

Donnie Darko~




Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.
Harry Goldfarb: You got friends, Ma.
Sara Goldfarb: Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile.



Harry Goldfarb: [Waking up after his arm was amputated] Marion? Marion?
Angelic Nurse: Don't worry, your in a hospital.
Harry Goldfarb: Marion?
Angelic Nurse: Who's that? She'll be sent for, she'll come.
Harry Goldfarb: No... she won't.
Angelic Nurse: She'll come.
Harry Goldfarb: [Crying] No... she won't come. (aca es adonde lloro como una nena mientras mis amigos, me ven, y se rien sin saber pq... ¬¬ malditos desgraciados *agita su brazo*)


Requiem for a Dream~