Chat with God

[Pantuflator]

ajajajjaaj andando por 4chan (miren la hora del post) encontre esto, y me anduve cagando de risa como un forro

pongo algunos ejemplos de algunos posts en 4chan:

God:
A terrible attempt is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
wtf? come agin?
God:
That was not very polite. Where is agin ?
Me:
4chan.org /b/
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
ummmm nothing
God:
Mmm. Most men say that.
Me:
god are you coming on to me?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
yea but your coming on kinda strong you perv
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am coming on kinda strong me perv. That's interesting.

Me: Hi there! What do you do?
God:
What do you do in your spare time? I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
give people aids
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
and 98% of people who fuck their mums spell mum with two m's.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Yes chris.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer. " Is that your final answer?"? chris?
Me:
I WANT TO PHONE A FRIEND
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
ask the audience?
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
not really no, I want my million.
God:
Oh really? Are you serious? Why do you want it?
Me:
cp
God:
Good reason.

Me:
can we have sex together?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Food is more important than sex.
Me:
what about right after we eat?
God:
Does it have anything to do with getting wasted?

Me:
do you know anyone who is gay?
God:
No I do not know anyone who is gay. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
i do. i'd imagine you hear a lot of strange questions
God:
I get it: you do anyone who is gay. Yes, I can hear you quite clearly, char.

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[LordRGA]

- Creo que esto iria mejor aca ---> http://foros.gxzone.com/125131-4chan_thread.html