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Tema: Omegle

  1. #1
    Banned
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    Omegle

    Les presento: Omegle
    La idea es qe hagan lo q qieran con este chat de porqeria, pero sin duda, posteen la conversacion mas, o al menos ALGO, graciosa aca. Para pasar el tiempo. Les dejo un ejemplo. Es un estilo de chat que, the game, te conecta automaticamente con extraños. Tambien sirve para el que me trolea es puto. Chau

    Stranger: Hard
    You: Hi
    You: why u raped me?
    You: why r u still here michael jackson?
    You: didnt u die?
    Stranger: im sorry they paid me!~
    You: NO WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
    Stranger: He heee
    Stranger: THRILLER!!!
    You: GO AWAY
    You: NO
    You: DADY
    You: NOOOOOOOOOO
    Stranger: Waitt
    Stranger: im micheal jackson!
    You: u know
    You: what im gonna do now?
    You: IM GONNA
    Stranger: WHERES MY VAGINA!?!?!??!?
    You: FUCKING
    You: KILL
    You: YOU
    You: RAPE UR BODY
    You: SET IT ON FIRE
    You: SNORT ASHES
    You: AND DANCE
    You: SOME
    You: MOTHERFUCKING
    You: HARDCORE
    You: TECHNO
    You: BITCH
    You: AND U WILL
    Stranger: xD
    You: THANKS ME
    You: THAT
    You: OH YEAH
    You: OH YEAH
    You: IM THE KOOL AID
    You: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  2. #2

    Re: Omegle

    es la misma bosta que el chatroupete

  3. #3

    Re: Omegle

    hace un ratito

    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: horny
    You: 2012
    Stranger: u?
    You: 2012
    You: 2012
    You: 20120
    You: 2012
    You: 2012
    You: 2012
    Stranger: wat the fuck
    You: THEY ARE COMING
    You: AND YOU KNOW IT
    You: 2012
    Alpha Leonis


  4. #4

    Re: Omegle

    Stranger: hii 19 male india and you?
    You: hi, 25 from argentina
    You: im having a headeache
    You: can u heal me with your salabi baba skills?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    Y si, lo mismo q chatroulette


  5. #5

    Re: Omegle

    fay troll

  6. #6
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    Re: Omegle

    Yo me pongo a hacer la gran Pokemon:
    Siempre empiezo las conv. con el "A wild Abra appears!".
    Y apenas dicen otra cosa, "Abra uses Teleport!" y me voy a la mierda.
    Excepto por los pocos vivos que su primer mensaje es "Golbat uses Mean Look", o algo así para cagarme

    Esta fue interesante:


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: a wild abra appears!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: fuck you and throws masterball
    You: abra gets captured!
    You: do you want to name it?
    Stranger: no thanks
    You: abra was sent to bill's pc.
    You: bill's pc is full
    Stranger: withdraw
    You: you have six pokemon in your bag. you have to deposit first.
    Stranger: evee
    Stranger: release geirados
    You: gyarados was released. goodbye, gyarados!
    Stranger: walks through grass
    You: a wild gyarados appears!
    Stranger: hahhaha
    Stranger: go ivysaur
    You: gyarados uses teleport!
    You have disconnected.
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  7. #7

    Re: Omegle

    Cita Iniciado por Akrapal Ver Mensaje
    fay troll
    Taba hablando con Guille en ese momento y me dijo del omegle y we.. se me contagió lo troll (?)


  8. #8
    White Fang Avatar de Posse
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    Re: Omegle

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    we

  9. #9
    σιωπηλή νύχτα Avatar de ChadMuska
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    Re: Omegle

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: Hello....INFIDEL!
    Stranger: are you a terrorist?
    You: Yes!
    Stranger: what kind of terrorist?
    You: A terryfing...... terrorist!
    Stranger: haha this chat really s-u-c-k-s dude!
    You: yhea!
    You: Rest in Peace man! º,..,º
    Stranger: wtf?
    You: seeya!
    You have disconnected.

    -------------------------------------------------------

    >.<

  10. #10
    White Fang Avatar de Posse
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    Re: Omegle

    jaja rinde la de pokemon

    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: a wild Charizard appears!
    Stranger: sup dawg
    Stranger: woah bro
    Stranger: charzard cant appear in the wile
    Stranger: **wild
    You: a wild Abra appears!
    Stranger: thats his final evoloutionary stage
    Stranger: uh oh
    Stranger: GO CHUCK NORIS
    Stranger: *chuck noris appears*
    Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USED GINGER SMASH
    Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
    You: Abra faints
    You: Go Mewtwo!
    Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL HEAL ON CHUCK NORIS
    Stranger: HE HAS FULL PP
    You: Mewtwo uses telekinesis
    You: Chuck Norris is confused!
    Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL RESTORE
    Stranger: CHUCK NORIS IS HEALED
    Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MANLY STARE
    You: Mewtwo uses hyper beam
    Stranger: MEWTWO IS SCARED
    You: Mewtwo cant be scared
    You: he has no feelings
    You: Mewtwo uses Hyper Beam
    You: CRITICAL HIT!
    Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MUSCULAR TIME TRAVEL SUPER SMASHHHHHHHH
    Stranger: RAWRRRRRR
    Stranger: oh no. chuck noris is evolving.....
    You: oh shit
    Stranger: alfkjsdlghksjdlghnsdgkhjdslfhjklsdglohsdgdf
    Stranger: CHUCK NORIS HAS BECOME............
    Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSONNNNNNNNNN
    Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    Stranger: hahaha\
    You: Mewtwo is scared and runs away
    You: Go Bruce Lee!
    Stranger: oh fuck
    You: Bruce Lee kicks Michael Jackson's ass
    You: (and he likes it)
    Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES PEDO ASS RAPE
    Stranger: GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
    You: Bruce Lee blocks the attack!
    Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES NOSE THROW
    You: Bruce Lee dodges!
    Stranger: *takes off his plastic nose and throws it at bruce lee*
    You: Bruce Lee catches the Nose and throws it back!
    Stranger: OH NO
    Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES THRILLER BACKBEND AND DOES A MATRIX THINGY
    Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES FALSETTO SCREAM
    Stranger: EMITS A SONIC PULSE THAT CONFUSES BRUCE LEE
    You: Bruce Lee is confused
    You: Bruce Lee attacks himself
    Stranger: 0000000
    You: Trainer uses potion on Bruce Lee
    You: Bruce Lee is healed
    Stranger: MICHAEL USES ASS RAPE WHILE BRUCE LEE IS CONFUSED
    Stranger: 8===========>0
    You: Bruce Lee is not confused anymore
    Stranger: hehehehehe
    You: Bruce Lee grabs Michael's Penis and cuts it
    Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
    Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON FAINTS
    Stranger: GO (ummmmmmmm) THE ROCK
    You: Bruce Lee uses Hydro Blast
    You: It's super effective!
    Stranger: THE ROCK USES TOOTH FAIRY MAGIK BLAST
    Stranger: ITS A CRITICAL HIT AGAINST FIGHTING TYPES
    You: oh shit
    You: Bruce Lee faints!
    You: Go Squall!
    You: Squall uses renzokuken!
    Stranger: squall?
    You: you didn't play FFVIII?
    Stranger: uh no.....
    You: nub
    Stranger:
    Stranger: pokemon ftw
    You: haha
    You: Squall transforms into Zapdos!
    Stranger: (there we go)
    You: Zapdos uses thundershock!
    Stranger: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    You: oh shit, it was a rock
    Stranger: NO NO THE ROCK
    Stranger: ROCK USES HURL AND KILLS HITS ZAPDOS IN THE HEAD
    You: oh shit
    You: i have only 1 pokemon left
    You: Go Blastoise!
    Stranger: UH OH
    Stranger: AHHHH
    You: Blastoise uses Hydro Blast
    You: It's super effective!
    You: THE ROCK faints
    Stranger: GO MASTER CHEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: (youre fucked nowww)
    You: who's that?
    Stranger: HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    You: didn't play
    You: he
    Stranger: no way
    You: rly
    Stranger: ohhh i see.... riiiight
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: MASTER CHEIF TRANSFORMS INTO...........................
    Stranger: DITO
    You: LOL
    Stranger: *win*
    Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO ANY POKEMON HE WANTS
    You: no
    You: he can only turn
    You: into his rival
    Stranger: o rly?
    You: ya rly
    Stranger: its been a while
    Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO BLASTOISE
    You: Blastoise uses Strength!
    You: Critical Hit!
    Stranger: DITTO SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT
    Stranger: *10 year old takes pokemon out of his Game Boy Advance and watches tv*
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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