Omegle

[Cheva]

Stranger: hey asl
You: hey
You: 65/m/israel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Xrlaa]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hi
Stranger: bra
You: zil
Stranger: asl
You: adsl (?)
Stranger: asl plzz
You: Sorry, i have cablemodem instead
You: :S

[Morza]

muy apropiado.
Estate preparado.

En Garde!

[Xrlaa]

Stranger: im a built guy who will do anything on cam 2 cam for a horny girl
You: Pajero de mierda
You: JAJAJAJAAJ
You: Gordo pajero

[Dashi]

You: Hi megatron
Stranger: Hi Optimus prime
You: Oh... you recognize me in this... little chat
Stranger: Yes optimus, I come to my revenge
You: OH RLY? come here, bag of screws.
Stranger: YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Strange: KATABOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
You: Optimus prime Throws a Car and hit megatron in his head
Srange: Megatron Grab a banjo shop's and throws to optimus prime, Great attack.
You: Optimus prime throws megatron a Gay's Disco, Superb attack.
Stranger: Oh fuck, Megatron Pick's a Brick and throw to optimus prime.
You: Wait... a brick, Im a giant robot dude.
Stranger: A KRYPTONITE BRICK
You: LE FUUU, Optimus prime Throw the Disconnect Button to Megatron, and win the game.
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: . FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA que al pedo por dios.

[Unbeloved]

Stranger: hey
You: UUUUUNA MANO EN LA CABEEEZA
Stranger: english plz
You: OOOONEEE HAND ON THE HEEEAAD
Stranger: where is the other hand?
You: ONEEEE HAND ON THE WAIST
Stranger: cool
You: i supose you are following my orders
Stranger: nope
You: ¬¬
You: do it
Stranger: amke me
Stranger: make me
You: ok... ill give you a dollar
Stranger: ok
You: now do it
You: from the beginning
Stranger: ok
You: ONEEE HAND ON THE HEEAAAAD (8)
Stranger: k
You: ONEEEE HAAAND ON THE WAAAIST
You: ♫
Stranger: k
You: A SEXY MOVEMENT!!
You: A SEXY MOOOOVEMENT!
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
You: NOW BEGIN TO WIGGLE
Stranger: k
You: SOFTLY DOWN..
You: SOOOOFTLY DOWN
Stranger: k
You: SOOOOFTLY UP
You: SOOOFTLY UP
Stranger: k
You: AND HERE IT COMES BLUE BLUE WITH THIS DANCE THAT IS A BOOOMB
You: TO DANCE IT IT'S A BOOOOMB
You: ♫

xDDD como se te va a ocurrir justo ese tema

[Norenche]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the game
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: how could u
You: shit happens
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Divine]

You: Hi! A/S/L
Stranger: 28 M Cali.... you?
You: 13 F Cali
Stranger: Wow, you're young. What are you doing on this chat?
You: Looking for a good time, but all the guys here are weird. Im not sure im going to get my wish.
Stranger: Whats your wish?
You: I want to lose my virginity.
Stranger: Wow. I might be able to help you. LOL.
You: Where do you live in Cali?
Stranger: San Fran
You: ME TOO!!!!! You are SO close by. I might be able to get my wish What would you do to me?
Stranger: Everything baby. I would make you into a woman. Want to meet up?
You: Tell me what you would do first though!
Stranger: What wouldnt I do. Since its your first time I would make it special. I would start off slowly making sure you are cumming nicely.
You: THIS IS THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE MOTHER FUCKER! WE HAVE YOUR IP ON FILE NOW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[XXELVITAXX]

You: Hi! A/S/L
Stranger: 28 M Cali.... you?
You: 13 F Cali
Stranger: Wow, you're young. What are you doing on this chat?
You: Looking for a good time, but all the guys here are weird. Im not sure im going to get my wish.
Stranger: Whats your wish?
You: I want to lose my virginity.
Stranger: Wow. I might be able to help you. LOL.
You: Where do you live in Cali?
Stranger: San Fran
You: ME TOO!!!!! You are SO close by. I might be able to get my wish What would you do to me?
Stranger: Everything baby. I would make you into a woman. Want to meet up?
You: Tell me what you would do first though!
Stranger: What wouldnt I do. Since its your first time I would make it special. I would start off slowly making sure you are cumming nicely.
You: THIS IS THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE MOTHER FUCKER! WE HAVE YOUR IP ON FILE NOW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ajajajajaja

[Uzumaki]

jaja xD esta re gastada ya la "joda" del pedo-busted (?)