Algunas cosas que me gustaria hacer en ET:QW

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Muy bueno lo que puso este flaco en el foro de Enemy Territory:Quake Wars, me cague de risa...
Pero primero algunos terminos para el que no conoce:

• Gyrocopter: El helicoptero con turbinas de avion de los humanos
• Hornet: El pseudo-helicoptero de los Strogg
• quad-bike: Cuatriciclo
• Icarus: Un jet-pak que tienen los Strogg, te permite volar o saltar grandes distancias...
• Goliath: El robot mecanico de los Strogg

1. Jump out of a nearly destroyed Gyrocopter to what would surely be a spectacular and very splattery death, only to miraculously survive by managing to land on top of a still-parachuting deployment of a Jeep.
2. Somehow kill someone with the remote camera.
3. Blow up a Hornet by driving a quad-bike off a cliff and bailing out at the last second, causing the bike to go careening into the hornet. Then I'll make some kind of Halle Berry joke.
4. Go leaping towards a gyrocopter in an Icarus to a wonderful Kamikaze death.
5. Ride on top of any flying vehicle while someone else pilots it, preferably while wielding a LAW.
6. Get an IM while flying a fully loaded Transport, causing me to switch out accidentally and lead to the deaths of all on board. Oops.
7. Frantically cry out for a medic only to watch him go run off in another direction while tossing himself health. Oh, wait, as a matter of fact I think I had enough of that in W:ET.
8. Take down a Goliath on foot, single handedly.
9. Take down a Goliath on foot, single handedly with just my knife.
10. Take down a Goliath on foot, single handedly with just my remote camera (I'm telling you, that remote camera's going to be deadly beyond reckoning.)
11. Get squashed by the Goliath nine hundred times while attempting to take it down on foot, single handedly.
12. Find something that can rival the fun of killing someone (and surviving) through the use of a 90-degree mortar shot - THE HOLY GRAIL OF HILARITY!
13. Shotgun one of those alien-cyborg-zombie bastards in the face. I mean, I've shotgunned aliens in the face, I've shotgunned cyborgs in the face, and lord knows I've shotgunned zombies in the face, but alien-cyborg-zombies? Man alive, I can't wait until my first GDF teammate's dead body gets taken over by a Strogg. That's when me and Jenny (that's my shotgun) take to the streets.
14. Dodge a rocket matrix-style, only to have it turn around in midair and heat-seek its way back towards me. Wuh-oh.
15. Crash any flying vehicle into any objective-wielding enemy, especially if he's running and I'm somehow out of ammo. (Brings up the question, will vehicles have limited ammunition?)
16. Get on an Icarus, leap over to a GDF guy, sneak up slowly behind him and drop a stroyent bomb while still standing on the ground. (Please make it possible to drop bombs while not in mid-air, if only to allow for hilarity like that.)
17. Surf a body down a mountainside. This feature is sorely lacking in FPS games, I feel.
18. Come to terms with the inner violence and aggression that leads me to want to surf a body down a mountainside.
19. Kill at least ten people in a match using only a knife (or its QW equivalent), while under the psuedonym BatmanBeyondJones! (It's the future!)
20. Finish my novel.