Pepe, soy la primera mujer a la que besas?
Pepe se la queda mirando extrañado y responde:
Por que todas las mujeres tienen que preguntar lo mismo? Pues claro que eres la primera.
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Tema: JODAN !! jodan aqui !!
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07/05/2005, 00:27
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uhhhh weon uhuhh
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07/05/2005, 00:38un dia una pera estaba en el paradero del auto bus, y cuando este llego, el chofer le pregunto:
¿desde cuando espera?
respuesta:
-desde que naci
yo casi me meo la primera ves ^^u
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07/05/2005, 00:53jajajajjajajajjaja
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07/05/2005, 00:55cual el el unico pollo que hace "shhhhhhhhh"
EL POLLO FRITO
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07/05/2005, 01:03aka va otro
hay una mina en un boliche, esta bailando sola, de pronto aparece un muchacho con una muleta y una pierna fracturada, le dice:
:- nena, queres bailar?
la piba.....
:- sali de aca, cojo asqueroso! (cojo es el prefijo español para los que renguean)
el tipo le dice.......
:- bueno, sho te enseño
Gaming has changed. It's no longer about games, friends or having fun. It's an endless series of hassles, filled with updates and add-ons. Gaming, and its consumption of our money, has become a well-oiled machine. Gaming has changed. ID tagged consoles play ID tagged games, use ID tagged accessories. DLC inside their gamedata enhance and regulate their abilities. Game control. Multiplayer control. Handheld control. Console control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Gaming has changed. The age of fun has become the age of control. All in the name of making a profit from their loyal customers. And he who controls the gamers, controls history. Gaming has changed. When video games are under total control, gaming... becomes routine.
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07/05/2005, 01:56me traducis el chiste que no lo entiendo
Iniciado por skull007
aka va otro
hay una mina en un boliche, esta bailando sola, de pronto aparece un muchacho con una muleta y una pierna fracturada, le dice:
:- nena, queres bailar?
la piba.....
:- sali de aca, cojo asqueroso! (cojo es el prefijo español para los que renguean)
el tipo le dice.......
:- bueno, sho te enseño
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07/05/2005, 02:44no entendiste?, entendelo Iniciado por amson
me traducis el chiste que no lo entiendo
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otro
de quien es ese ojito??????
no se, no se =)
de quien es esa manito???
no se, no se =)
de quien es ese dedito??
no se, no se =)
!PUTA MADRE, ESTA MORGUE ES UN QUILOMBO!
Gaming has changed. It's no longer about games, friends or having fun. It's an endless series of hassles, filled with updates and add-ons. Gaming, and its consumption of our money, has become a well-oiled machine. Gaming has changed. ID tagged consoles play ID tagged games, use ID tagged accessories. DLC inside their gamedata enhance and regulate their abilities. Game control. Multiplayer control. Handheld control. Console control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Gaming has changed. The age of fun has become the age of control. All in the name of making a profit from their loyal customers. And he who controls the gamers, controls history. Gaming has changed. When video games are under total control, gaming... becomes routine.
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07/05/2005, 04:33el mejor es mi chiste xD
habia una ves un niño llamado huevito
salio a pasear se cayo y se rompio
es que con este chiste te ries igual de lo malo que es xD
igual qeu el niño aceituna que salio a jugar futbol y se fracturo el hueso
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07/05/2005, 01:04
no, paren!
Gaming has changed. It's no longer about games, friends or having fun. It's an endless series of hassles, filled with updates and add-ons. Gaming, and its consumption of our money, has become a well-oiled machine. Gaming has changed. ID tagged consoles play ID tagged games, use ID tagged accessories. DLC inside their gamedata enhance and regulate their abilities. Game control. Multiplayer control. Handheld control. Console control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Gaming has changed. The age of fun has become the age of control. All in the name of making a profit from their loyal customers. And he who controls the gamers, controls history. Gaming has changed. When video games are under total control, gaming... becomes routine.
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07/05/2005, 01:06jue jue!, va otro
como se dice bigote en arabe:
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Gaming has changed. It's no longer about games, friends or having fun. It's an endless series of hassles, filled with updates and add-ons. Gaming, and its consumption of our money, has become a well-oiled machine. Gaming has changed. ID tagged consoles play ID tagged games, use ID tagged accessories. DLC inside their gamedata enhance and regulate their abilities. Game control. Multiplayer control. Handheld control. Console control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Gaming has changed. The age of fun has become the age of control. All in the name of making a profit from their loyal customers. And he who controls the gamers, controls history. Gaming has changed. When video games are under total control, gaming... becomes routine.
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