Jajaja, es un capo, me cae muy bien.
Jajaja, es un capo, me cae muy bien.
Chooochooooooooooooooooo
ShonenKnife @HueBR
Que paliza..
The year is 2014.
The League of Legends Season 4 World Championships is coming to a close. Two teams, Fnatic and previous season champions SK Telecom T1 sit at their respective booths.
The score is 0-2. The crowd is tense. Another season looks to fall to the Korean overlords. sOAZ is lying on the floor underneath his chair, but no one has noticed to know if he is dead or asleep. Piglet is receiving a blowjob from multiple famous k-pop stars at the same time, on stage. Over the microphone blares the steady, but continuous sound of MonteCristo cackling in madness.
But just then, from the shadows, erupts none other than George "HotshotGG" Georgallidis, covered in 5 o'clock shadow and carrying a Doublelift body-pillow. He takes a mighty fist and punches the entirety of Fnatic out of their chairs with one fell swoop, taking xPeke's place in the middle chair.
The casters and the crowd are in total shock. "Hotshot! I thought you died when CLG fell to pieces!"
"IT'S ALL SMOKE AND MIRRORS," he says to the crowd, simultaneously locking in LeBlanc on every one of the previously inhabited Fnatic computers, and beginning the game. The crowd goes wild, but is drowned out by Hotshot's furious battle cries.
Faker throws himself off the stage and into the rabid audience, screaming. "I knew the prophecy would become true! Why did I try to play God?" He is torn asunder in seconds. PoohManDu forgets to select a champ in awe and misery and gets locked out of the game. All three of the remaining participants begin the game normally, but end up subject to Hotshot's solo level 1 invade, who seems to already be level 18 and full build somehow, with 3 DFGs primed for each remaining member.
The votes line up immediately, becoming the only game ever played in League of Legends history to end in a surrender before 20 minutes. The camera swings to the caster desk, which is now on fire and covered in sacrificial offerings of lamb and nVidia graphics cards. The Championship Cup falls from the heavens themselves, landing in George's hands, elegantly carved with the words "#thingshotshotggdoes".
ShonenKnife @HueBR
solo voy a decir qe no me dormi porque estaba en el raidcall con los pibes y la 3ra partida casi no la vi, solo hablamos de las minas de punchi
gracias por levantarla jaja
Aguanten las minas locooo
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