Omegle

Les presento: Omegle
La idea es qe hagan lo q qieran con este chat de porqeria, pero sin duda, posteen la conversacion mas, o al menos ALGO, graciosa aca. Para pasar el tiempo. Les dejo un ejemplo. Es un estilo de chat que, the game, te conecta automaticamente con extraños. Tambien sirve para el que me trolea es puto. Chau

Stranger: Hard
You: Hi
You: why u raped me?
You: why r u still here michael jackson?
You: didnt u die?
Stranger: im sorry they paid me!~
You: NO WATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Stranger: He heee
Stranger: THRILLER!!!
You: GO AWAY
You: NO
You: DADY
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: Waitt
Stranger: im micheal jackson!
You: u know
You: what im gonna do now?
You: IM GONNA
Stranger: WHERES MY VAGINA!?!?!??!?
You: FUCKING
You: KILL
You: YOU
You: RAPE UR BODY
You: SET IT ON FIRE
You: SNORT ASHES
You: AND DANCE
You: SOME
You: MOTHERFUCKING
You: HARDCORE
You: TECHNO
You: BITCH
You: AND U WILL
Stranger: xD
You: THANKS ME
You: THAT
You: OH YEAH
You: OH YEAH
You: IM THE KOOL AID
You: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

es la misma bosta que el chatroupete

hace un ratito

Stranger: hey
Stranger: horny
You: 2012
Stranger: u?
You: 2012
You: 2012
You: 20120
You: 2012
You: 2012
You: 2012
Stranger: wat the fuck
You: THEY ARE COMING
You: AND YOU KNOW IT
You: 2012

Stranger: hii 19 male india and you?
You: hi, 25 from argentina
You: im having a headeache
You: can u heal me with your salabi baba skills?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Y si, lo mismo q chatroulette :P

fay troll

Yo me pongo a hacer la gran Pokemon:
Siempre empiezo las conv. con el "A wild Abra appears!".
Y apenas dicen otra cosa, "Abra uses Teleport!" y me voy a la mierda.
Excepto por los pocos vivos que su primer mensaje es "Golbat uses Mean Look", o algo así para cagarme :yes:

Esta fue interesante:


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: fuck you and throws masterball
You: abra gets captured!
You: do you want to name it?
Stranger: no thanks
You: abra was sent to bill's pc.
You: bill's pc is full
Stranger: withdraw
You: you have six pokemon in your bag. you have to deposit first.
Stranger: evee
Stranger: release geirados
You: gyarados was released. goodbye, gyarados!
Stranger: walks through grass
You: a wild gyarados appears!
Stranger: hahhaha
Stranger: go ivysaur
You: gyarados uses teleport!
You have disconnected.

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Iniciado por Akrapal

fay troll

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Taba hablando con Guille en ese momento y me dijo del omegle y we.. se me contagió lo troll (?)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

we

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hello....INFIDEL!
Stranger: are you a terrorist?
You: Yes!
Stranger: what kind of terrorist?
You: A terryfing...... terrorist!
Stranger: haha this chat really s-u-c-k-s dude!
You: yhea!
You: Rest in Peace man! º,..,º
Stranger: wtf?
You: seeya!
You have disconnected.

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>.<

jaja rinde la de pokemon

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild Charizard appears!
Stranger: sup dawg
Stranger: woah bro
Stranger: charzard cant appear in the wile
Stranger: **wild
You: a wild Abra appears!
Stranger: thats his final evoloutionary stage
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: GO CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: *chuck noris appears*
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USED GINGER SMASH
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
You: Abra faints
You: Go Mewtwo!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL HEAL ON CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: HE HAS FULL PP
You: Mewtwo uses telekinesis
You: Chuck Norris is confused!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL RESTORE
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS IS HEALED
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MANLY STARE
You: Mewtwo uses hyper beam
Stranger: MEWTWO IS SCARED
You: Mewtwo cant be scared
You: he has no feelings
You: Mewtwo uses Hyper Beam
You: CRITICAL HIT!
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MUSCULAR TIME TRAVEL SUPER SMASHHHHHHHH
Stranger: RAWRRRRRR
Stranger: oh no. chuck noris is evolving.....
You: oh shit
Stranger: alfkjsdlghksjdlghnsdgkhjdslfhjklsdglohsdgdf
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS HAS BECOME............
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSONNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: hahaha\
You: Mewtwo is scared and runs away
You: Go Bruce Lee!
Stranger: oh fuck
You: Bruce Lee kicks Michael Jackson's ass
You: (and he likes it)
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES PEDO ASS RAPE
Stranger: GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
You: Bruce Lee blocks the attack!
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES NOSE THROW
You: Bruce Lee dodges!
Stranger: *takes off his plastic nose and throws it at bruce lee*
You: Bruce Lee catches the Nose and throws it back!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES THRILLER BACKBEND AND DOES A MATRIX THINGY
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES FALSETTO SCREAM
Stranger: EMITS A SONIC PULSE THAT CONFUSES BRUCE LEE
You: Bruce Lee is confused
You: Bruce Lee attacks himself
Stranger: 0000000
You: Trainer uses potion on Bruce Lee
You: Bruce Lee is healed
Stranger: MICHAEL USES ASS RAPE WHILE BRUCE LEE IS CONFUSED
Stranger: 8===========>0
You: Bruce Lee is not confused anymore
Stranger: hehehehehe
You: Bruce Lee grabs Michael's Penis and cuts it
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON FAINTS
Stranger: GO (ummmmmmmm) THE ROCK
You: Bruce Lee uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
Stranger: THE ROCK USES TOOTH FAIRY MAGIK BLAST
Stranger: ITS A CRITICAL HIT AGAINST FIGHTING TYPES
You: oh shit
You: Bruce Lee faints!
You: Go Squall!
You: Squall uses renzokuken!
Stranger: squall?
You: you didn't play FFVIII?
Stranger: uh no.....
You: nub
Stranger: :P
Stranger: pokemon ftw
You: haha
You: Squall transforms into Zapdos!
Stranger: (there we go)
You: Zapdos uses thundershock!
Stranger: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: oh shit, it was a rock
Stranger: NO NO THE ROCK
Stranger: ROCK USES HURL AND KILLS HITS ZAPDOS IN THE HEAD
You: oh shit
You: i have only 1 pokemon left
You: Go Blastoise!
Stranger: UH OH
Stranger: AHHHH
You: Blastoise uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
You: THE ROCK faints
Stranger: GO MASTER CHEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: (youre fucked nowww)
You: who's that?
Stranger: HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: didn't play
You: he
Stranger: no way
You: rly
Stranger: ohhh i see.... riiiight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: MASTER CHEIF TRANSFORMS INTO...........................
Stranger: DITO
You: LOL
Stranger: *win*
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO ANY POKEMON HE WANTS
You: no
You: he can only turn
You: into his rival
Stranger: o rly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: its been a while
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO BLASTOISE
You: Blastoise uses Strength!
You: Critical Hit!
Stranger: DITTO SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT
Stranger: *10 year old takes pokemon out of his Game Boy Advance and watches tv*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

es impresionante la cantidad de gente q jugo pokem on!!!


casi todos responden a eso de A wild Abra appears! jajajajajaja


esta genial

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You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: *headdesk*
Stranger: *headdesk was super ineffective!*
Stranger: *you fainted*
Stranger: *Abra ran away*
Stranger: well shit.

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You: a wild abra appears
You: !
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: um
Stranger: I hit the A button



jajajajajajaj

yo me cruce 2 argentinos.. no da ni ahi...

Stranger: heyy im a 13 yr old lesbain

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OMG!!!! jajaja



You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: helllo
Stranger: what?
Stranger: my bra is off



Bra...aBRA...bra abra jasjasjasja

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Stranger: heyy im a 13 yr old lesbain

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OMG!!!! jajaja



You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: helllo
Stranger: what?
Stranger: my bra is off



Bra...aBRA...bra abra jasjasjasja

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xD jajaja

Viejisimo. Y malisimo un 99% de las veces.

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Iniciado por JunKe

Viejisimo. Y malisimo un 99% de las veces.

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Y si boludo, no vas a perder la virginidad en el chat xd

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Iniciado por JunKe

Viejisimo. Y malisimo un 99% de las veces.

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Tenía unas ganas de responderte algo con esta imagen :yes:

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Iniciado por Posse

jaja rinde la de pokemon

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild Charizard appears!
Stranger: sup dawg
Stranger: woah bro
Stranger: charzard cant appear in the wile
Stranger: **wild
You: a wild Abra appears!
Stranger: thats his final evoloutionary stage
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: GO CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: *chuck noris appears*
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USED GINGER SMASH
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
You: Abra faints
You: Go Mewtwo!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL HEAL ON CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: HE HAS FULL PP
You: Mewtwo uses telekinesis
You: Chuck Norris is confused!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL RESTORE
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS IS HEALED
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MANLY STARE
You: Mewtwo uses hyper beam
Stranger: MEWTWO IS SCARED
You: Mewtwo cant be scared
You: he has no feelings
You: Mewtwo uses Hyper Beam
You: CRITICAL HIT!
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MUSCULAR TIME TRAVEL SUPER SMASHHHHHHHH
Stranger: RAWRRRRRR
Stranger: oh no. chuck noris is evolving.....
You: oh shit
Stranger: alfkjsdlghksjdlghnsdgkhjdslfhjklsdglohsdgdf
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS HAS BECOME............
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSONNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: hahaha\
You: Mewtwo is scared and runs away
You: Go Bruce Lee!
Stranger: oh fuck
You: Bruce Lee kicks Michael Jackson's ass
You: (and he likes it)
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES PEDO ASS RAPE
Stranger: GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
You: Bruce Lee blocks the attack!
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES NOSE THROW
You: Bruce Lee dodges!
Stranger: *takes off his plastic nose and throws it at bruce lee*
You: Bruce Lee catches the Nose and throws it back!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES THRILLER BACKBEND AND DOES A MATRIX THINGY
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES FALSETTO SCREAM
Stranger: EMITS A SONIC PULSE THAT CONFUSES BRUCE LEE
You: Bruce Lee is confused
You: Bruce Lee attacks himself
Stranger: 0000000
You: Trainer uses potion on Bruce Lee
You: Bruce Lee is healed
Stranger: MICHAEL USES ASS RAPE WHILE BRUCE LEE IS CONFUSED
Stranger: 8===========>0
You: Bruce Lee is not confused anymore
Stranger: hehehehehe
You: Bruce Lee grabs Michael's Penis and cuts it
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON FAINTS
Stranger: GO (ummmmmmmm) THE ROCK
You: Bruce Lee uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
Stranger: THE ROCK USES TOOTH FAIRY MAGIK BLAST
Stranger: ITS A CRITICAL HIT AGAINST FIGHTING TYPES
You: oh shit
You: Bruce Lee faints!
You: Go Squall!
You: Squall uses renzokuken!
Stranger: squall?
You: you didn't play FFVIII?
Stranger: uh no.....
You: nub
Stranger: :P
Stranger: pokemon ftw
You: haha
You: Squall transforms into Zapdos!
Stranger: (there we go)
You: Zapdos uses thundershock!
Stranger: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: oh shit, it was a rock
Stranger: NO NO THE ROCK
Stranger: ROCK USES HURL AND KILLS HITS ZAPDOS IN THE HEAD
You: oh shit
You: i have only 1 pokemon left
You: Go Blastoise!
Stranger: UH OH
Stranger: AHHHH
You: Blastoise uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
You: THE ROCK faints
Stranger: GO MASTER CHEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: (youre fucked nowww)
You: who's that?
Stranger: HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: didn't play
You: he
Stranger: no way
You: rly
Stranger: ohhh i see.... riiiight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: MASTER CHEIF TRANSFORMS INTO...........................
Stranger: DITO
You: LOL
Stranger: *win*
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO ANY POKEMON HE WANTS
You: no
You: he can only turn
You: into his rival
Stranger: o rly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: its been a while
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO BLASTOISE
You: Blastoise uses Strength!
You: Critical Hit!
Stranger: DITTO SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT
Stranger: *10 year old takes pokemon out of his Game Boy Advance and watches tv*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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jajajaj muy buena

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Iniciado por Posse

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

we

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Iniciado por Posse

jaja rinde la de pokemon

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild Charizard appears!
Stranger: sup dawg
Stranger: woah bro
Stranger: charzard cant appear in the wile
Stranger: **wild
You: a wild Abra appears!
Stranger: thats his final evoloutionary stage
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: GO CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: *chuck noris appears*
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USED GINGER SMASH
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
You: Abra faints
You: Go Mewtwo!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL HEAL ON CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: HE HAS FULL PP
You: Mewtwo uses telekinesis
You: Chuck Norris is confused!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL RESTORE
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS IS HEALED
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MANLY STARE
You: Mewtwo uses hyper beam
Stranger: MEWTWO IS SCARED
You: Mewtwo cant be scared
You: he has no feelings
You: Mewtwo uses Hyper Beam
You: CRITICAL HIT!
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MUSCULAR TIME TRAVEL SUPER SMASHHHHHHHH
Stranger: RAWRRRRRR
Stranger: oh no. chuck noris is evolving.....
You: oh shit
Stranger: alfkjsdlghksjdlghnsdgkhjdslfhjklsdglohsdgdf
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS HAS BECOME............
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSONNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: hahaha\
You: Mewtwo is scared and runs away
You: Go Bruce Lee!
Stranger: oh fuck
You: Bruce Lee kicks Michael Jackson's ass
You: (and he likes it)
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES PEDO ASS RAPE
Stranger: GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
You: Bruce Lee blocks the attack!
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES NOSE THROW
You: Bruce Lee dodges!
Stranger: *takes off his plastic nose and throws it at bruce lee*
You: Bruce Lee catches the Nose and throws it back!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES THRILLER BACKBEND AND DOES A MATRIX THINGY
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES FALSETTO SCREAM
Stranger: EMITS A SONIC PULSE THAT CONFUSES BRUCE LEE
You: Bruce Lee is confused
You: Bruce Lee attacks himself
Stranger: 0000000
You: Trainer uses potion on Bruce Lee
You: Bruce Lee is healed
Stranger: MICHAEL USES ASS RAPE WHILE BRUCE LEE IS CONFUSED
Stranger: 8===========>0
You: Bruce Lee is not confused anymore
Stranger: hehehehehe
You: Bruce Lee grabs Michael's Penis and cuts it
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON FAINTS
Stranger: GO (ummmmmmmm) THE ROCK
You: Bruce Lee uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
Stranger: THE ROCK USES TOOTH FAIRY MAGIK BLAST
Stranger: ITS A CRITICAL HIT AGAINST FIGHTING TYPES
You: oh shit
You: Bruce Lee faints!
You: Go Squall!
You: Squall uses renzokuken!
Stranger: squall?
You: you didn't play FFVIII?
Stranger: uh no.....
You: nub
Stranger: :P
Stranger: pokemon ftw
You: haha
You: Squall transforms into Zapdos!
Stranger: (there we go)
You: Zapdos uses thundershock!
Stranger: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: oh shit, it was a rock
Stranger: NO NO THE ROCK
Stranger: ROCK USES HURL AND KILLS HITS ZAPDOS IN THE HEAD
You: oh shit
You: i have only 1 pokemon left
You: Go Blastoise!
Stranger: UH OH
Stranger: AHHHH
You: Blastoise uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
You: THE ROCK faints
Stranger: GO MASTER CHEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: (youre fucked nowww)
You: who's that?
Stranger: HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: didn't play
You: he
Stranger: no way
You: rly
Stranger: ohhh i see.... riiiight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: MASTER CHEIF TRANSFORMS INTO...........................
Stranger: DITO
You: LOL
Stranger: *win*
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO ANY POKEMON HE WANTS
You: no
You: he can only turn
You: into his rival
Stranger: o rly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: its been a while
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO BLASTOISE
You: Blastoise uses Strength!
You: Critical Hit!
Stranger: DITTO SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT
Stranger: *10 year old takes pokemon out of his Game Boy Advance and watches tv*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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ajajajajajajajajaj q hdp posse

El foro está cada vez más Uruguayer..... no sé si me explico.

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Tenía unas ganas de responderte algo con esta imagen :yes:

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Muy apropiado.
Estate preparado.
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Iniciado por Pablitooohh

El foro está cada vez más Uruguayer..... no sé si me explico.

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Le trato de poner onda al foro posteando threads sobre cosas graciosas en la qe los usuarios del foro puedan actuar. Perdon si le molesta señor deprimido-por-empastillarme :yes:

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Le trato de poner onda al foro posteando threads sobre cosas graciosas en la qe los usuarios del foro puedan actuar. Perdon si le molesta señor deprimido-por-empastillarme :yes:

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Kid,
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JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAa!

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from??
You: would you...
You: should i...
You: hey hi
Stranger: would i??
You: im from Mozambique
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: whats happen with u??
You: its like
You: i want
You: to
Stranger: where is it??
You: kill you and rape your body
You: then
Stranger: u wanna what??
You: softly
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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otro xd

Stranger: hello, you horny female?
You: hi
You: YES DUDE
You: IM SO FUCKING HORNY
You: LICK MY PUSSY
Stranger: GREAT!
You: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
You: IM THE KOOL AID MAN
You: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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OTROOOOOOOO

You: can i sex u?
Stranger: depend on who u r
You: *fap fap fap*
You: already started
You: keep talking
You: dont let me down
Stranger: m/f ?
You: *fap fap fap
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Stranger: spit
You: im a girl
Stranger: or swallow?
You: dying to get fucked
You: swallow baybe
You: asl?
Stranger: u can go first ;)
You: cmon sweety, dont be shy :$
Stranger: 18m uk
You: 13 f Scotland
You: whant to seks mi?
Stranger: depends how you look
You: YOU FUCKING PEDOPHILE
You: I WISH U DIE
You: OF PROSTATE CANCER
You: MOTHER FUCKER
You: I WILL CUT
You: UR THROAT
You: AND FUCK IT
You: SO HARD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: fuck you and throws masterball
You: abra gets captured!
You: do you want to name it?
Stranger: no thanks
You: abra was sent to bill's pc.
You: bill's pc is full
Stranger: withdraw
You: you have six pokemon in your bag. you have to deposit first.
Stranger: evee
Stranger: release geirados
You: gyarados was released. goodbye, gyarados!
Stranger: walks through grass
You: a wild gyarados appears!
Stranger: hahhaha
Stranger: go ivysaur
You: gyarados uses teleport!
You have disconnected.

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xD

Aajaajaj xd

Stranger: hey
You: UUUUUNA MANO EN LA CABEEEZA
Stranger: english plz
You: OOOONEEE HAND ON THE HEEEAAD
Stranger: where is the other hand?
You: ONEEEE HAND ON THE WAIST
Stranger: cool
You: i supose you are following my orders
Stranger: nope
You: ¬¬
You: do it
Stranger: amke me
Stranger: make me
You: ok... ill give you a dollar
Stranger: ok
You: now do it
You: from the beginning
Stranger: ok
You: ONEEE HAND ON THE HEEAAAAD (8)
Stranger: k
You: ONEEEE HAAAND ON THE WAAAIST
You: ♫
Stranger: k
You: A SEXY MOVEMENT!!
You: A SEXY MOOOOVEMENT!
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
You: NOW BEGIN TO WIGGLE
Stranger: k
You: SOFTLY DOWN..
You: SOOOOFTLY DOWN
Stranger: k
You: SOOOOFTLY UP
You: SOOOFTLY UP
Stranger: k
You: AND HERE IT COMES BLUE BLUE WITH THIS DANCE THAT IS A BOOOMB
You: TO DANCE IT IT'S A BOOOOMB
You: ♫

JAJAJAJA
Un movimiento sexy :yes:

jajajajajajajajajajajajaajaj

para bailar esto es una bombaaaaaaaaaa

ajjaajjajajajajajaja

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Stranger: hey
You: UUUUUNA MANO EN LA CABEEEZA
Stranger: english plz
You: OOOONEEE HAND ON THE HEEEAAD
Stranger: where is the other hand?
You: ONEEEE HAND ON THE WAIST
Stranger: cool
You: i supose you are following my orders
Stranger: nope
You: ¬¬
You: do it
Stranger: amke me
Stranger: make me
You: ok... ill give you a dollar
Stranger: ok
You: now do it
You: from the beginning
Stranger: ok
You: ONEEE HAND ON THE HEEAAAAD (8)
Stranger: k
You: ONEEEE HAAAND ON THE WAAAIST
You: ♫
Stranger: k
You: A SEXY MOVEMENT!!
You: A SEXY MOOOOVEMENT!
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
You: NOW BEGIN TO WIGGLE
Stranger: k
You: SOFTLY DOWN..
You: SOOOOFTLY DOWN
Stranger: k
You: SOOOOFTLY UP
You: SOOOFTLY UP
Stranger: k
You: AND HERE IT COMES BLUE BLUE WITH THIS DANCE THAT IS A BOOOMB
You: TO DANCE IT IT'S A BOOOOMB
You: ♫

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JAJAJAJAJAJA tremeeeeendo!

Stranger: hey asl
You: hey
You: 65/m/israel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hi
Stranger: bra
You: zil
Stranger: asl
You: adsl (?)
Stranger: asl plzz
You: Sorry, i have cablemodem instead
You: :S

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Iniciado por junke

muy apropiado.
Estate preparado.
http://stevelutz.files.wordpress.com...3/sminigo1.jpg

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http://www.sconefest.com/john/blog/guest2.jpg


En Garde!

Stranger: im a built guy who will do anything on cam 2 cam for a horny girl
You: Pajero de mierda
You: JAJAJAJAAJ
You: Gordo pajero

You: Hi megatron
Stranger: Hi Optimus prime
You: Oh... you recognize me in this... little chat
Stranger: Yes optimus, I come to my revenge
You: OH RLY? come here, bag of screws.
Stranger: YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Strange: KATABOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!
You: Optimus prime Throws a Car and hit megatron in his head
Srange: Megatron Grab a banjo shop's and throws to optimus prime, Great attack.
You: Optimus prime throws megatron a Gay's Disco, Superb attack.
Stranger: Oh fuck, Megatron Pick's a Brick and throw to optimus prime.
You: Wait... a brick, Im a giant robot dude.
Stranger: A KRYPTONITE BRICK
You: LE FUUU, Optimus prime Throw the Disconnect Button to Megatron, and win the game.
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: .
Stranger: . FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA que al pedo por dios.

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Iniciado por Uzumaki

Stranger: hey
You: UUUUUNA MANO EN LA CABEEEZA
Stranger: english plz
You: OOOONEEE HAND ON THE HEEEAAD
Stranger: where is the other hand?
You: ONEEEE HAND ON THE WAIST
Stranger: cool
You: i supose you are following my orders
Stranger: nope
You: ¬¬
You: do it
Stranger: amke me
Stranger: make me
You: ok... ill give you a dollar
Stranger: ok
You: now do it
You: from the beginning
Stranger: ok
You: ONEEE HAND ON THE HEEAAAAD (8)
Stranger: k
You: ONEEEE HAAAND ON THE WAAAIST
You: ♫
Stranger: k
You: A SEXY MOVEMENT!!
You: A SEXY MOOOOVEMENT!
Stranger: k
Stranger: k
You: NOW BEGIN TO WIGGLE
Stranger: k
You: SOFTLY DOWN..
You: SOOOOFTLY DOWN
Stranger: k
You: SOOOOFTLY UP
You: SOOOFTLY UP
Stranger: k
You: AND HERE IT COMES BLUE BLUE WITH THIS DANCE THAT IS A BOOOMB
You: TO DANCE IT IT'S A BOOOOMB
You: ♫

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xDDD como se te va a ocurrir justo ese tema

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: the game
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: how could u
You: shit happens
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hi! A/S/L
Stranger: 28 M Cali.... you?
You: 13 F Cali
Stranger: Wow, you're young. What are you doing on this chat?
You: Looking for a good time, but all the guys here are weird. Im not sure im going to get my wish.
Stranger: Whats your wish?
You: I want to lose my virginity.
Stranger: Wow. I might be able to help you. LOL.
You: Where do you live in Cali?
Stranger: San Fran
You: ME TOO!!!!! You are SO close by. I might be able to get my wish ;) What would you do to me?
Stranger: Everything baby. I would make you into a woman. Want to meet up?
You: Tell me what you would do first though!
Stranger: What wouldnt I do. Since its your first time I would make it special. I would start off slowly making sure you are cumming nicely.
You: THIS IS THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE MOTHER FUCKER! WE HAVE YOUR IP ON FILE NOW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Iniciado por Divine

You: Hi! A/S/L
Stranger: 28 M Cali.... you?
You: 13 F Cali
Stranger: Wow, you're young. What are you doing on this chat?
You: Looking for a good time, but all the guys here are weird. Im not sure im going to get my wish.
Stranger: Whats your wish?
You: I want to lose my virginity.
Stranger: Wow. I might be able to help you. LOL.
You: Where do you live in Cali?
Stranger: San Fran
You: ME TOO!!!!! You are SO close by. I might be able to get my wish ;) What would you do to me?
Stranger: Everything baby. I would make you into a woman. Want to meet up?
You: Tell me what you would do first though!
Stranger: What wouldnt I do. Since its your first time I would make it special. I would start off slowly making sure you are cumming nicely.
You: THIS IS THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE MOTHER FUCKER! WE HAVE YOUR IP ON FILE NOW!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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ajajajajaja

jaja xD esta re gastada ya la "joda" del pedo-busted (?)