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Minecraft: Makes children sex slaves and destroys our economy! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
Fallout 3: Another Satanic, Violent game from "Oblivion" creators - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped! - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
Enjoy.
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT IS THAT!P!?!?!??!?!.
/caps.
nose lo unico ke se es ke el minecraft es jodidamente adictivo.
Sale raidear ese foro? O nos iremos al infierno por eso? :pCita:
It seems to be a recurring problem with kids these days.
To much video and not enough outside time and Bible study.
When I was a kid growing up in New York every day we kids would play wonderfull games, stick ball, kick the can, hide and seek and my all time favorite catch a nigra and make him wet himself. Each night it was 3 hours of Bible study and then off to bed by8:30pm. We grew up OK.
IMHO Son solo unos gordos americanos, los peores de ellos. Dicen qe los juegos son socialistas. WTF MAN :'(
Pah, creo qe en vez de raidear el foro me voy a unir a los musulmanes e imposionarme en el servidor de este foro del orto.Cita:
If kids want to play with guns, their parents ought to accompany them on hunting trips to shoot animals. And America would NEVER fall victim to nuclear attack, God wouldn't allow it!
Qe downs qe son los americanos, incluyendo a Divine (?)
I feel that I could contribute to this conversation. Now I'm not one to play the video games, but I do own a gun store.Cita:
What kind of twisted mind enjoys sitting in front of a screen shooting at cartoon characters when he could be out in nature gunning down rabbits, dear, raccoons, and other types of pests?
Hace enfasis a qe son blancos, y cristianos obviamente. Creo qe ni yo mismo trolleando a full podria xdCita:
Day in and day out, I see all kinds of customers, from fathers bringing their little boys in to buy them their very first hand guns, to hunters looking for armor piercing rounds, to Landover Church Security always browsing for the latest in Christian self-defense.
You know what they all have in common? They are all decent white Christian folks. None of them are looking for trouble, they are all trustworthy individuals.
There's nothing dangerous about a gun store. Guns don't inspire people to go on murderous rampages. Video games do.
Raidear eso ? Miren que no es posta eh..
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Jajajaj se zarpan..
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Esto lo completo...Cita:
9/11 happened in New York City, not in the United States of America. You should learn how to read a map.Cita:
One other thing, someone had mentioned that "God would never allow a nuclear strike on the USA". If that were the case there would have been no 9/11, nor would god allow this game to exist - right
''EVERYONE who doesn't accept Jesus is going to Hell. There are NO exceptions to the rule.''
extremismo/fanatismo/ignorancia en su maxima esencia.......no se si reir o llorar
no es en serio la pagina eh
Ya lo habia visto en un foro cuando hablaban del Minecraft :P
Es obvio que la estan troleando a mas no poder.
O sea mira las respuestas
Why can't God just kill all the Muslims? - The Landover Baptist Church Forums
Is there a reason God doesn't just kill all the Muslims? Is it our job as Christians to do it? Please help me understand, I am very confused.
It's our job: 2nd Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."
Expecting God to do our work is lazy and God does not like that: Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
Gara ? Jajaja vos jugas conmigo en el server de nen ! Recien me doy cuenta..Cita:
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Los avatars T_T
Jajaja, se zarpan.
Me fijé en Wikipedia, y dice que es una Iglesia Bautista ficticia, creada para parodiar y satirizar a las iglesias fundamentalistas cristianas y los derechos religiosos en Estados Unidos.
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Posta que se van al carajo! JAJAJAJA
se jajajajCita:
Iniciado por MegatoN
= estoy hace poco en el server de Nen.
se despues de leer bien me di cuenta de que es en joda jajaja, es que hay tantas cosas raras en el mundo que no me hubiese sorprendido si esto fuese de verdad :PCita:
Iniciado por Debede
La idea es que te rias, pero si no entendiste podes llorar... xDCita:
Iniciado por Kingslayer
HahahahahahCita:
"User generated content" is just a politically-correct way of "giving the tools of production to the masses" - the definition of SOCIALISM!
Pense que era el unico gil que jugaba Minecraft :o
somos muchos giles (?)Cita:
Iniciado por Kriev
lol... yo pense que era en serio. Lei el "Get your daughter raped", y pense que fue un troll en el forum, y cuando bajo para leer los comentarios (esperando que lo insultaran todo) casi todos concordaban! LOL
Me quedo con esta
http://www.wadih-ghsoubi.com/Extra/P...at/I_LOLed.jpgCita:
As a pastor, I can confirm this is all Scripturally sound. The Bible tells us that women are essentially our property, but thanks to all these liberals, feminazis, homosexuals, atheists, and other America-haters, women are looked upon as equal to men. That shows how far we have fallen!