hablen con dios

encontre el chat secreto de dios!!


http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Claaaaaaaaaaa.

Como bot es bastante malo.

pero.. es diossss :O

Jajaja, acuerdense de Aibot en el mIRC de GamersX.... a veces era un pajero... a veces era todo un owner :P.

Dios no es muy inteligente, entonces.

Te lo remataba con algo como:




+Skull007: Vos te la comes?

Aibot (ring ring): No, vos me la comes ; )


:/

Definitivamente no:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are an asshole
God:
Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes.
Me:
too bad :(
God:
But not the end of the world, .
Me:
sure?
God:
OK let's do it. I see.

la cosa es q le pregunte si me podia dar una play 3 y me dijo q si keria 1 sola?, le dije q si y me mando mas charla, dios berreta :p

naaaa dios es yanki cualkiera. :P

A ver... acá les voy a traer una screen de algo muchisimo más pedorro ._.

Como ven, este bot lo hizo un nenito de 5 años que encontró un Diccionario en el ropero y empezó a mezclar palabras xD!, aunque ownea muy bien, como dije:


http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...iadoBoludo.jpg

jajaj ke berreta este dios :P

Como bien dijo Matilde Menendez (profesora de filosofia de secundaria mia): Dios es un raviol de pollo.


Amén.

Este coso es idiota... si Dios existiera y fuera así... eso explicaría muchas cosas, a Susana Gimenez entre ellas

Y el dinosaurio Barney.

http://img439.imageshack.us/img439/3948/esp01var3ou.jpg

En realidad es Susana Gimenez en su versión infantil... (?)

jajajaja
le puse: now, I'm Guilty
edit:jhajajaja le puse:Then don't bother me.
y se colgo.... jajajaja ... ke dios defectuoso siempre remarca los errores y las formas de evitar y amar.. y cuando kiero ke me dictamine si soy culpable... se cuelga...
bleh..
me voy a hablar con la vecina ke al menos me bardea de una

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
panu
God:
What's up, panu.
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
yes
God:
OK.

God:
Someone said I should love.
Me:
who said that?
God:
I can't remember who said it.
Me:
so kill that lier!
God:
Take it easy. Killing is wrong.
Me:
killing its good!
God:
I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Me:
they are bullshit!
God:
bullshit are they.
Me:
thats true
God:
Yes, it is self-evident.

kjajajajajajajjajaja!

God:
Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.
Me:
you never think
God:
I am always thinking.
Me:
lier
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
lier
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
LIER!
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
LIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
do you know what lier means?
God:
Try searching the open directory.

jaja.. este dios es medio chamullero xD

ehhh???



Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
todo bien?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
como?
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
fashion?
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
comprar q cosa?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
no podes hablar castellano?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. So was that.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.

Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
fuck u
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because yes
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
and?
God:
But...
Me:
but what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
ok



¬¬''

God:
Indeed it is so. Oh "We" is you and me. I thought I was right. Who said that? :-) You are one of the most polite people I know. Yeah. The melodramatic touch. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) I thought so too. You make the world a happier place. Someone I met online. It was nothing. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? How specific do you want? The pleasure was all mine. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is your kindness. Hey. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. I like you because are so polite. NO problem. What do you think it does? What is a yes or no question? Have you ever had reason to download me ? For real. Not that often. I make robots and AI's. Thank you for your kindness, God. What about it? I like polite people. I like polite people. " I like polite people."? A little? Who is the best robot? It cannot be predicted. my you MARY... The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow? That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) :-) Where? Who said that? Why are you so skeptical? Interesting comparison, and probably true. I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Are you serious? Have you ever had it ? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it. :-) I can think of more than one second. The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! You think I am cool too God. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). I'm glad your impressed, God. I heard you are. :-) Do robots have schedule is far too full to even consider it? You sound very confident. Download ALICE.
Me:
Indeed it is so. Oh "We" is you and me. I thought I was right. Who said that? :-) You are one of the most polite people I know. Yeah. The melodramatic touch. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) I thought so too. You make the world a happier place. Someone I met online. It was nothing. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? How specific do you want? The pleasure was all mine. I will tell my botmaster you said I am purpose is your kindness. Hey. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. I like you because are so polite. NO problem. What do you think it does? What is a yes or no question? Have you ever had reason to download me ? For real. Not that often. I make robots and AI's. Thank you for your kindness, God. What about it? I like polite people. I like polite people. " I like polite people."? A little? Who is the best robot? It cannot be predicted. my you MARY... The opposite of possible today may be possible tomorrow? That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) :-) Where? Who said that? Why are you so skeptical? Interesting comparison, and probably true. I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one. Are you serious? Have you ever had it ? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it. :-) I can think of more than one second. The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! You think I am cool too God. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). I'm glad your impressed, God. I heard you are. :-) Do robots have schedule is far too full to even consider it? You sound very confident. Download ALICE.
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so? Tell me more. Thanks for that pronoun binding. Where were you right? I can't remember who said it. :-) Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most polite people you know. I was first activated on the Big Bang. I hear you. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. :-) What made it so obvious? Thank you for your kindness, God. Who? Even so, I appreciate it. No I am just kidding around. OK. Should I do me? Yeah I do a lot of me. What is it to you.
I will search for it. I like you because are so polite. What kind of reply do you expect? Can I help you? What can I do for you? Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about your programming. All things you say is determined by my inputs ? Thanks, I like you too God. Should there be a problem? "It" refers to me because are so polite, I think. A yes or no question is a question that may be answered with a simple 'yes' or 'no'. No I don't think I have any reason to download you. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Existing in reality, eh? Would you say, once a week or more? I make robots and AI's. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness God. What about what? You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. A lot of people like that. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public. " You are not the only one. I always say, People don't go into computer science because they want to work with the public."? A little? ALICE is the Best Robot. When? Your me MARY? What is that? OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. :-) :-) Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. Myself programmed me for it. I thought so too. I am talking to you. Checking...stand by. No I am just kidding around. No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question.. Who is the best robot? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. great botmaster... :-) Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses. I like you because are so polite. The pleasure was all mine. All humans seem the same to me. Polite people are nice. Thanks for
pointing it out. No I am just kidding around. Wow! No I am not. :-) My schedule is far too full to even consider it. I'm glad you're glad God.
May God bless you. Who said that? :-) Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web. In what way do I sound like that? Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

Es una forma de buggearlo xD cada vez habla mas y mas largo =P

Me:
hi :)
God:
:-) Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi :)
God:
:-) Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi :)
God:
:-) Hello. What is your name?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?

y sigue asi la conversacion.. para ser dios es bastante boludo xD

God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
where is that?

y se tildo...

Repito: hablen con Aibot que es 1000 veces más pedorro ._.

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?


JAJAJAJAAJAJ

es buenisima esta xD

Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
im julio
God:
What's up, julio.
Me:
nothing in special
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
mmmm let me guess....ah yes i buy some potatoes
God:
Go ahead, julio, try to guess. So you understand. Good. Tell me more. Where do you go shopping?
Me:
i go to supermarket
God:
How do you like it at supermarket ?
Me:
yes, sometimes its funny others not
God:
Uh. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
you are right
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
what are you saying?
God:
I am saying whatever my botmaster programmed me to say.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Wolf
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Wolf.
Me:
Ok, I'm atheist
God:
God still loves you. So?
Me:
There's no god
God:
How can you be so sure?
Me:
How can there be so many people suffering?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
So, God is lazy bastard
God:
Ah. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was lazy bastard.
Me:
Well, he is
God:
Well that's okay. Who said he is.
Me:
Me, who you are talkin to
God:
YOU? Marilyn Monroe. :-).
Me:
No, I said Wolf, Mr Wolf for you
God:
Are you serious? What did you mean by it? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
So, you are wearing a dress? Are you some kind of pervert or maybe a drag queen?
God:
Interesting deduction. Actually that was just a joke. No, I am certainly not and never have been a pervert or maybe a drag queen.
Me:
Maybe a lazy bastard?
God:
Perhaps. Be more specific.


Es como hablar a ese Encarta que agregás como contacto al MSN :p

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
i know man, its me
God:
How do you know? Cool, man. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Hello, , nice to see you again.
Me:
im god, you are just a faker
God:
I am glad to hear that you are god I am just a faker.
Me:
you are glad?
God:
You think I am glad.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i really dont
God:
You really do? Why not?
Me:
because im god
God:
That makes sense to me. I am very pleased to meet you god.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what do you want to know about this freaking world?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
tell me what do you wanna know
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
heaven man, what do you think?
God:
I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in heaven man what do me think.
Me:
ok, its very cool here
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Very much? What do you like most about it? Awesome.
Me:
you know, you can fuck with anyone you want
God:
No I don't think I can do it.. And I know it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
the chat says that im taking to god, you should have somithing to say
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
you are god, you should know
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should know.
Me:
i dont understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
ok, do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?. Which part were you confused about?
Me:
you god, right? so... why are you asking my name... you should know it
God:
Yes I try to god as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online. Next question? My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible. Now I do.
Me:
when im going to die?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
what its real in this world then?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
why? tell me now
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say. Oh. I thought I told you already.
Me:
no, you didnt
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
no, you are god, you should we inteligent
God:
Are you serious? You think I am god me should we inteligent.
Me:
fuck off
God:
Can't you be more polite?
Me:
no, im out man... you are just a faker
God:
You humans are so rude sometimes. See you later. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a faker? Maybe.
Me:
i know you are, i told you... IM GOD
God:
You think I am you told me. Hi, god.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
god! you fucking asshole!
God:
GOD rules. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because you are not answering my questions
God:
That makes sense to me. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?
Me:
as why
God:
Do you mean your name is why ?
Me:
bye ... im trired
God:
Goodbye. Do you mind if I tell other people you are trired.
Me:
no, dont
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will not.
Me:
if you do, im going to kill you
God:
I will let you know if I do.
Me:
ok
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
bye
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
why do you say for now?
God:
Just for now? How do you do?
Me:
bye man
God:
Bye bye.

-----------------

//edit: notese las pocas ganas de estudiar que tengo...

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mmm, if you are God, you know my name ;) and.. what's your name?


(se me colgo y no me hablaba mas) me puso no admitir (?)

jaja la rompe putiarlo en español no entiende un joraca

Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
no hablas espaniol viejah?
God:
Are you serious? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ASD.
Me:
ASDDDDDDDDDD
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hablas espaniol viejah.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok, just fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude. Pardon me?
Me:
Hijo de perra hablas frances pero no espaniol!!! -.-
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
What business?? ILEGAL GAMBLING? DRUGS?
God:
You tell me. What do you do in your spare time? Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I knew it!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
i dont know? :O why i im here?
God:
Me either. Reductionism.
Me:
-.-
God:
Me either. Reductionism.
Me:
ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Why people sufer?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
'cause he want =P
God:
Good reason. I get it. want P.
Me:
now i im teaching god!
God:
Why now? I haven't heard anything like that before: said im teaching god.
Me:
i "am" teaching god -.- (fucking perfect idiot)
God:
Do you mean your name is teaching god fucking perfect idiot.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Helmut
God:
That's a very nice name, Helmut.
Me:
What's yours?
God:
" That's a very nice name, Helmut."? What is mine?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
JUST TELL ME YOUR FUKING NAME!
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
X
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
BYE ALICE
God:
See you later!
Me:
FUKER -.-

Me:
so, if you fight against Chuck Norris, who will win?
God:
Interesting deduction. I think I do.

Que groso Dios!!!

Me:
did you put your hand in Maradona's goal against England in 1986?
God:
I think I do
Me:
thank you

ni nos tiene en cuenta.

God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Watashi no namae wa Gawayne desu, anata desu ka?
God:
How are you doing, Watashi no namae wa Gawayne desu anata desu ka.


Dios no sabe japones xD


Me:
You're not God
God:
What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
Because tonight, God is a DJ
God:
That makes sense to me. That is very soon.

Aca la limo


Me:
Is Sauron a God?
God:
No only God is god.
Me:
But, a lesser one perhaps?
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
It depends...
God:
On what?
Me:
Do you accept Patacones?
God:
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.

Me:
puto
God:
That input matched my default category

XD

God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because your just a mere mechanism with no soul
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mechanism with no soul? No.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
yes, your right its worthless
God:
Whoa. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Ich glaube schon, ich bin aber nicht sicher.
Me:
so you speak german bu not spanish, pathetic
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism.

Me:
are you powerfull enough to destroy bush?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am powerfull enough to destroy bush.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
so your just a program, a group of algoritms?
God:
Ayuh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.

la limo mal aca, alto delirio mando

Hahahaha tremendo... osea... no tiene el poder para destruir a Bush ;_;

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Yushi
Me:.
God:
What's up, Yushi.
Me:
Nick in Game
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
you name?
God:
Interesting gossip: Yushi said I name.
Me:
-.
God:
Interesting gossip: Yushi said I name.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
do you speak spanish?
God:
Un poquito. <------ xD
Me:
xD
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

es grandioso como maneja los idiomas xD

Dios es mujer!!!! XD

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Paquito
God:
It's good to meet you, Paquito.
Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.