Cleverbot

[Teletubbie]

Sólo te hice preguntas ¿acaso odias sin razón aparente?

Demasiadas preguntas... seguro sos una bombero negra judía que mira animé mientras juega rol escuchando metal... de ahí mi odio instintivo contra vos.

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Leñaman! tenes que ponerte eso en donde dice (Pajarorum carroñerus) cambia el estilo.

Nah... mientras el recuerdo de Brianna permanezca en el server, quedaré con el epíteto de Buitre marcado a fuego.

[Reiayanami]

che teletubie mirate schoo days, son 12 capitulos, capaz te guste siendo anime y todo, es muy psicotico

[ReguachoCantina]

pero a teletubbie se lo conoce como el tira leña, aunque el lo admitio despues hace mucho, entonces se lo quiere más.

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Por ejemplo, en un thread de debate sobre el Nazismo, teletubbie aparece para decir "Jabon" y se va.

[Teletubbie]

De qué se trata?

Los que vi hasta el día de hoy que me gustaron (aunque bueno, el último que vi creo que fue cuando tenía 19 años) fueron:
- Super Cerdita (por Dios, que masacrada y todo por las productoras norteamericanas me recagaba tanto de risa, que no me quiero ni imaginar lo que debe ser el original ponja)
- Slam Dunk
- Ranma 1/2 (AMO A Shampoo... que buena que estaba la tetona )

Y algunos en otros estilos, menos humorísticos, como Evangelion, Claymore, esa donde sale el vampiro Alucard (no me acuerdo el nombre de la serie).
Y, por supuesto, Mazinger Z, Los Transformes (las primeras series, antes de Rodimus Prime... con eso la re cagaron), Macross...

Y poco mas que eso... realmente mucho no me llama la atención.

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pero a teletubbie se lo conoce como el tira leña, aunque el lo admitio despues hace mucho, entonces se lo quiere más.

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Por ejemplo, en un thread de debate sobre el Nazismo, teletubbie aparece para decir "Jabon" y se va.

Y a Dashi se lo conoce como el tira goma, aunque el lo admitió después hace mucho, entonces se lo quiere mas.

(la dejaste demasiado fácil, Dashi).

[Reiayanami]

school days es un puterio llevado al extremo, trata de un pibe que le gusta una minita(la tetona), entonces su compañera de banco(la puta) le cuenta al pibe que va a gimnacia con la tetona y que le va a hacer gancho, despues de un tiempo el pibe y la tetona se ponen de novio, pero la tetona es muy pudorosa y no se deja tocar ni besar mucho,entonces el pibe la aguanta, pero la puta le empieza a tirar onda, hasta le enseña como la tiene que tocar....la cosa que un dia(un gran capitulo)el pibe le manda mensajes a la puta diciendole que no aguanta mas y que quiere estar con ella, sale corriendo, se toma el tren y la minita lo esperaba y ahi se van a la casa y se encaman, desde ahi el pibe la caga a la novia con la puta, pero que pasa, el chabon(que antes era un bobo)se da cuenta que tiene levante en la escuela, entonces empieza a bajar cabezas, hasta hace un trio pero de a 4 jajaja(tres minas a la vez), pero....le empieza a ir todo mal cuando embaraza a una y se arma mucho lio, y ahi empieza la psicosis hasta el punto de dejarte shockeado el ultimo capitulo(si no te spoilorean y la vez, vas a ver que es cierto)...linda serie jajajaj

[Coca]

Demasiadas preguntas... seguro sos una bombero negra judía que mira animé mientras juega rol escuchando metal... de ahí mi odio instintivo contra vos.

Y vos seguro me tenés miedo.
Por cierto, me halagás. Estás diciendo que puedo hacer muchas cosas a la vez

[Teletubbie]

Y vos seguro me tenés miedo.
Por cierto, me halagás. Estás diciendo que puedo hacer muchas cosas a la vez

Pero lo haces todo en la cocina, donde ya lo hacés por inercia... por eso es que podés

[Hallifax]

ser: Anoche me instale el mensenger, agarre una minita, le mande un zumbido y me desconecte. Vos pensas que con eso garcho?

Cleverbot: I have human emotions, because I am a human.

User: Aguanten los Chizitos Majul Aguanten...

Cleverbot: Como quienes.

User: You mexican beaner.

Cleverbot: Thats french.

User: Brofist.

Cleverbot: At least 10,000.

User: Have you heard?

Cleverbot: Have I heard what?

User: Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word Surfin' bird.

Cleverbot: B-B-B bird bird bird is the word.

User: Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word Surfin' bird.

Cleverbot: Because the bird bird bird is the word.

User: Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word Surfin' bird.

Cleverbot: Bird bird bird, bird is the word!

User: Derek is holding the hollywood sign.

Cleverbot: Then Because gets it.

User: Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word Well everybody's heard about the bird Bird bird bird Bird is the word (X7) Don't you know about the bird Well everybody knows that the bird is the word Bird bird bird Bird is the word Surfin' bird.

Cleverbot: No silly, about the B-b-b-bird bird bird. Bird is the word.

User: Ok that's it, im gonna copy our thrilling conversation and spread it all the way through the internez.

Cleverbot: Try it.

User: You talkin' to me?

Cleverbot: You bet I'm talking to you. Make a Maplestory account.

User: Cause there's no one else here. So you must be talking to me.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: So you talkin to me.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: My fellow Americans: Three days from now, after half a century in the service of our country, I shall lay down the responsibilities of office as, in traditional and solemn ceremony, the authority of the Presidency is vested in my successor. This evening I come to you with a message of leave-taking and farewell, and to share a few final thoughts with you, my countrymen. Like every other citizen, I wish the new President, and all who will labor with him, Godspeed. I pray that the coming years will be blessed with peace and prosperity for all. Our people expect their President and the Congress to find essential agreement on issues of great moment, the wise resolution of which will better shape the future of the Nation. My own relations with the Congress, which began on a remote and tenuous basis when, long ago, a member of the Senate appointed me to West Point, have since ranged to the intimate during the war and immediate post-war period, and, finally, to the mutually interdependent during these past eight years. In this final relationship, the Congress and the Administration have, on most vital issues, cooperated well, to serve the national good rather than mere partisanship, and so have assured that the business of the Natio.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in a god, and if so which religion is closest?

User: Y mira, yo te diría que las gambetas de riquelme me llenan el corazon de alegria.

Cleverbot: Soy solo estudiante del español, pero pienso que es 'hablaremos' en el futuro. Es eso verdad?

User: My fellow Americans: Three days from now, after half a century in the service of our country, I shall lay down the responsibilities of office as, in traditional and solemn ceremony, the authority of the Presidency is vested in my successor. This evening I come to you with a message of leave-taking and farewell, and to share a few final thoughts with you, my countrymen. Like every other citizen, I wish the new President, and all who will labor with him, Godspeed. I pray that the coming years will be blessed with peace and prosperity for all. Our people expect their President and the Congress to find essential agreement on issues of great moment, the wise resolution of which will better shape the future of the Nation. My own relations with the Congress, which began on a remote and tenuous basis when, long ago, a member of the Senate appointed me to West Point, have since ranged to the intimate during the war and immediate post-war period, and, finally, to the mutually interdependent during these past eight years. In this final relationship, the Congress and the Administration have, on most vital issues, cooperated well, to serve the national good rather than mere partisanship, and so have assured that the business of the Natio.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: My fellow Americans: Three days from now, after half a century in the service of our country, I shall lay down the responsibilities of office as, in traditional and solemn ceremony, the authority of the Presidency is vested in my successor. This evening I come to you with a message of leave-taking and farewell, and to share a few final thoughts with you, my countrymen. Like every other citizen, I wish the new President, and all who will labor with him, Godspeed. I pray that the coming years will be blessed with peace and prosperity for all. Our people expect their President and the Congress to find essential agreement on issues of great moment, the wise resolution of which will better shape the future of the Nation. My own relations with the Congress, which began on a remote and tenuous basis when, long ago, a member of the Senate appointed me to West Point, have since ranged to the intimate during the war and immediate post-war period, and, finally, to the mutually interdependent during these past eight years. In this final relationship, the Congress and the Administration have, on most vital issues, cooperated well, to serve the national good rather than mere partisanship, and so have assured that the business of the Natio.

Cleverbot: Not so happy.

User: No, definately.

Cleverbot: I disagree.

User: Oh haven't you heard?

Cleverbot: B b bird bird bird. Bird is the word.

User: About the lack of a certain ornotological species.

Cleverbot: I knew that! Did you know that your nose and ears always are growing.

User: Yeah, that's democracy right there.

Cleverbot: How do I solve it?

User: Metiendote el globito en el orto y mandandole saludos al maestro esplinter, pelotudo.

[Coca]

Pero lo haces todo en la cocina, donde ya lo hacés por inercia... por eso es que podés

Al decir eso, reafirmás tu miedo :$


EDITO y agrego: me encanta cocinar, lo admito.

[simi_m]

Al decir eso, reafirmás tu miedo :$


EDITO y agrego: me encanta cocinar, lo admito.

Qué sabés cocinar de rico?

Teletubbie, sos un mentiroso, man calavera