The Last Inspection
The soldier stood and faced God, el ultimo soldado encaro a dios
Which must always come to pass. el cual siempre debe pasar
He hoped his shoes were shining, deseo que sus zapatos brillasen
Just as brightly as his brass. tan brillantes como las brasas
"Step forward now, you soldier, de un paso adelante soldado
How shall I deal with you? como debo tratarlo?
Have you always turned the other cheek? alguna vez has dado vuelta la otra mejilla?
To My Church have you been true?" has sido verdadero a mi iglesia?
The soldier squared his shoulders and said, el soldado se raJco el bulto y dijo
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't. no señor, su iglesia es una verdadera mierda
Because those of us who carry guns, porque los que la tenemos grande
Can't always be a saint. nunca vamos a poder ser santos
I've had to work most Sundays, tengo que trabajar todos los domingos
And at times my talk was tough. y algunas veces tengo erecciones
And sometimes I've been violent, y algunas veces me masturbe
Because the world is awfully rough. porque el mundo es muy cristiano
But, I never took a penny, pero nunca estafe a nadie
That wasn't mine to keep... nunca quise tener un peso
Though I worked a lot of overtime, aunque trabaje mucho en constitucion
When the bills got just too steep. cuando la clientela era muy escasa
And I never passed a cry for help, y nunca gemi de placer
Though at times I shook with fear. aunque a veces le temi al SIDA
And sometimes, God, forgive me, y algunas veces, dios se enoja
I've wept unmanly tears. y me pongo a gemir (de tristeza)
I know I don't deserve a place, se que no merezco mi verga
Among the people here. de los clientes aqui
They never wanted me around, nunca quieren garpar
Except to calm their fears. excepto para gemir (de placer)
If you've a place for me here, Lord, si tienes algun lugar en algun burdel para mi
It needn't be so grand. no necesita estar lleno de mafiosos
I never expected or had too much, nunca anduve a la espera de garchar con gente rica
But if you don't, I'll understand. pero msi rechazas mi oferta, me encabronare
There was a silence all around the throne, *silencio en la corte general de pedofilia y delitos contra la inocencia de la juventud, bruselas, belgica*
Where the saints had often trod. *cuando a los santos se le para*
As the soldier waited quietly, el soldado esta a la espera
For the judgment of his God. para el juicio del honorable juez
"Step forward now, you soldier, de un paso adelante soldado
You've borne your burdens well. tienes un gran talento ahi abajo
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets, camina libremente por los bosques de palermo
You've done your time in Hell." has hecho tu servicio a la comunidad
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