Omegle

[Nicolas577]

es impresionante la cantidad de gente q jugo pokem on!!!


casi todos responden a eso de A wild Abra appears! jajajajajaja


esta genial

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You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: *headdesk*
Stranger: *headdesk was super ineffective!*
Stranger: *you fainted*
Stranger: *Abra ran away*
Stranger: well shit.

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You: a wild abra appears
You: !
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: um
Stranger: I hit the A button



jajajajajajaj

[Zyx]

yo me cruce 2 argentinos.. no da ni ahi...

[Nicolas577]

Stranger: heyy im a 13 yr old lesbain

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OMG!!!! jajaja



You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: helllo
Stranger: what?
Stranger: my bra is off



Bra...aBRA...bra abra jasjasjasja

[ChadMuska]

Stranger: heyy im a 13 yr old lesbain

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OMG!!!! jajaja



You: a wild abra appears!
Stranger: helllo
Stranger: what?
Stranger: my bra is off



Bra...aBRA...bra abra jasjasjasja

xD jajaja

[JunKe]

Viejisimo. Y malisimo un 99% de las veces.

[Skream*]

Viejisimo. Y malisimo un 99% de las veces.

Y si boludo, no vas a perder la virginidad en el chat xd

[Morza]

Viejisimo. Y malisimo un 99% de las veces.

Tenía unas ganas de responderte algo con esta imagen

[Pantuflator]

jaja rinde la de pokemon

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild Charizard appears!
Stranger: sup dawg
Stranger: woah bro
Stranger: charzard cant appear in the wile
Stranger: **wild
You: a wild Abra appears!
Stranger: thats his final evoloutionary stage
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: GO CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: *chuck noris appears*
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USED GINGER SMASH
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
You: Abra faints
You: Go Mewtwo!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL HEAL ON CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: HE HAS FULL PP
You: Mewtwo uses telekinesis
You: Chuck Norris is confused!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL RESTORE
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS IS HEALED
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MANLY STARE
You: Mewtwo uses hyper beam
Stranger: MEWTWO IS SCARED
You: Mewtwo cant be scared
You: he has no feelings
You: Mewtwo uses Hyper Beam
You: CRITICAL HIT!
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MUSCULAR TIME TRAVEL SUPER SMASHHHHHHHH
Stranger: RAWRRRRRR
Stranger: oh no. chuck noris is evolving.....
You: oh shit
Stranger: alfkjsdlghksjdlghnsdgkhjdslfhjklsdglohsdgdf
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS HAS BECOME............
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSONNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: hahaha\
You: Mewtwo is scared and runs away
You: Go Bruce Lee!
Stranger: oh fuck
You: Bruce Lee kicks Michael Jackson's ass
You: (and he likes it)
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES PEDO ASS RAPE
Stranger: GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
You: Bruce Lee blocks the attack!
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES NOSE THROW
You: Bruce Lee dodges!
Stranger: *takes off his plastic nose and throws it at bruce lee*
You: Bruce Lee catches the Nose and throws it back!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES THRILLER BACKBEND AND DOES A MATRIX THINGY
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES FALSETTO SCREAM
Stranger: EMITS A SONIC PULSE THAT CONFUSES BRUCE LEE
You: Bruce Lee is confused
You: Bruce Lee attacks himself
Stranger: 0000000
You: Trainer uses potion on Bruce Lee
You: Bruce Lee is healed
Stranger: MICHAEL USES ASS RAPE WHILE BRUCE LEE IS CONFUSED
Stranger: 8===========>0
You: Bruce Lee is not confused anymore
Stranger: hehehehehe
You: Bruce Lee grabs Michael's Penis and cuts it
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON FAINTS
Stranger: GO (ummmmmmmm) THE ROCK
You: Bruce Lee uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
Stranger: THE ROCK USES TOOTH FAIRY MAGIK BLAST
Stranger: ITS A CRITICAL HIT AGAINST FIGHTING TYPES
You: oh shit
You: Bruce Lee faints!
You: Go Squall!
You: Squall uses renzokuken!
Stranger: squall?
You: you didn't play FFVIII?
Stranger: uh no.....
You: nub
Stranger:
Stranger: pokemon ftw
You: haha
You: Squall transforms into Zapdos!
Stranger: (there we go)
You: Zapdos uses thundershock!
Stranger: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: oh shit, it was a rock
Stranger: NO NO THE ROCK
Stranger: ROCK USES HURL AND KILLS HITS ZAPDOS IN THE HEAD
You: oh shit
You: i have only 1 pokemon left
You: Go Blastoise!
Stranger: UH OH
Stranger: AHHHH
You: Blastoise uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
You: THE ROCK faints
Stranger: GO MASTER CHEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: (youre fucked nowww)
You: who's that?
Stranger: HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: didn't play
You: he
Stranger: no way
You: rly
Stranger: ohhh i see.... riiiight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: MASTER CHEIF TRANSFORMS INTO...........................
Stranger: DITO
You: LOL
Stranger: *win*
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO ANY POKEMON HE WANTS
You: no
You: he can only turn
You: into his rival
Stranger: o rly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: its been a while
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO BLASTOISE
You: Blastoise uses Strength!
You: Critical Hit!
Stranger: DITTO SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT
Stranger: *10 year old takes pokemon out of his Game Boy Advance and watches tv*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

jajajaj muy buena

[Xemnas]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

we

jaja rinde la de pokemon

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: a wild Charizard appears!
Stranger: sup dawg
Stranger: woah bro
Stranger: charzard cant appear in the wile
Stranger: **wild
You: a wild Abra appears!
Stranger: thats his final evoloutionary stage
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: GO CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: *chuck noris appears*
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USED GINGER SMASH
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
You: Abra faints
You: Go Mewtwo!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL HEAL ON CHUCK NORIS
Stranger: HE HAS FULL PP
You: Mewtwo uses telekinesis
You: Chuck Norris is confused!
Stranger: TRAINER ANDY USES FULL RESTORE
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS IS HEALED
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MANLY STARE
You: Mewtwo uses hyper beam
Stranger: MEWTWO IS SCARED
You: Mewtwo cant be scared
You: he has no feelings
You: Mewtwo uses Hyper Beam
You: CRITICAL HIT!
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS USES MUSCULAR TIME TRAVEL SUPER SMASHHHHHHHH
Stranger: RAWRRRRRR
Stranger: oh no. chuck noris is evolving.....
You: oh shit
Stranger: alfkjsdlghksjdlghnsdgkhjdslfhjklsdglohsdgdf
Stranger: CHUCK NORIS HAS BECOME............
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSONNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: hahaha\
You: Mewtwo is scared and runs away
You: Go Bruce Lee!
Stranger: oh fuck
You: Bruce Lee kicks Michael Jackson's ass
You: (and he likes it)
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES PEDO ASS RAPE
Stranger: GOOSH GOOSH GOOSH
You: Bruce Lee blocks the attack!
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES NOSE THROW
You: Bruce Lee dodges!
Stranger: *takes off his plastic nose and throws it at bruce lee*
You: Bruce Lee catches the Nose and throws it back!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES THRILLER BACKBEND AND DOES A MATRIX THINGY
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON USES FALSETTO SCREAM
Stranger: EMITS A SONIC PULSE THAT CONFUSES BRUCE LEE
You: Bruce Lee is confused
You: Bruce Lee attacks himself
Stranger: 0000000
You: Trainer uses potion on Bruce Lee
You: Bruce Lee is healed
Stranger: MICHAEL USES ASS RAPE WHILE BRUCE LEE IS CONFUSED
Stranger: 8===========>0
You: Bruce Lee is not confused anymore
Stranger: hehehehehe
You: Bruce Lee grabs Michael's Penis and cuts it
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: CRITICAL HIT
Stranger: MICHAEL JACKSON FAINTS
Stranger: GO (ummmmmmmm) THE ROCK
You: Bruce Lee uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
Stranger: THE ROCK USES TOOTH FAIRY MAGIK BLAST
Stranger: ITS A CRITICAL HIT AGAINST FIGHTING TYPES
You: oh shit
You: Bruce Lee faints!
You: Go Squall!
You: Squall uses renzokuken!
Stranger: squall?
You: you didn't play FFVIII?
Stranger: uh no.....
You: nub
Stranger:
Stranger: pokemon ftw
You: haha
You: Squall transforms into Zapdos!
Stranger: (there we go)
You: Zapdos uses thundershock!
Stranger: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: oh shit, it was a rock
Stranger: NO NO THE ROCK
Stranger: ROCK USES HURL AND KILLS HITS ZAPDOS IN THE HEAD
You: oh shit
You: i have only 1 pokemon left
You: Go Blastoise!
Stranger: UH OH
Stranger: AHHHH
You: Blastoise uses Hydro Blast
You: It's super effective!
You: THE ROCK faints
Stranger: GO MASTER CHEIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: (youre fucked nowww)
You: who's that?
Stranger: HALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: didn't play
You: he
Stranger: no way
You: rly
Stranger: ohhh i see.... riiiight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: MASTER CHEIF TRANSFORMS INTO...........................
Stranger: DITO
You: LOL
Stranger: *win*
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO ANY POKEMON HE WANTS
You: no
You: he can only turn
You: into his rival
Stranger: o rly?
You: ya rly
Stranger: its been a while
Stranger: DITTO TURNS INTO BLASTOISE
You: Blastoise uses Strength!
You: Critical Hit!
Stranger: DITTO SAYS FUCK THIS SHIT
Stranger: *10 year old takes pokemon out of his Game Boy Advance and watches tv*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ajajajajajajajajaj q hdp posse

[Pablitooohh]

El foro está cada vez más Uruguayer..... no sé si me explico.