Cleverbot

[Cmburns]

jajajaja como me hizo cagar de risa

''are you a machine?''
_no, I'm an alien
''Which planet?''
_Alpha Centauri
''Where is that?''
_It's our nearest star system, just across the way.
''really?''.
_You are blind, you have no eyes
''cerra el culo''
_mentira, se la meti a tu hermana
''y yo a tu vieja''
_Que quieres decir?
''que soy tu papa''

que flash, despues cuando me pregunto ''can pigs fly?'' se va al carajo jajaja

[Judasu]

User: You remind me of the babe.

Cleverbot: The babe of the power!

User: What power?

Cleverbot: The power of voodoo.

User: Who do?

Cleverbot: You do.

User: Do what?

Cleverbot: Remind me of the Babe.

User: I saw my babe!

Cleverbot: Crying hard as she could cry.

User: What could I do?

Cleverbot: My baby's love had gone.

User: And left my baby blue.

Cleverbot: Nobody knew:.

User: WHAT KIND OF MAGIC SPELL TO USE!

Cleverbot: Slime and Snails.

User: Or puppy dogs' nail.

Cleverbot: Thunder or lightning.

User: Then baby said!

Cleverbot: Dance the magic dance!

User: Dance magic dance.

Cleverbot: Put that baby's spell on me.

User: Jump magic jump.

Cleverbot: Put that magic jump on me.

User: Slap that baby, make him free!

Cleverbot: I saw my baby.

User: Triying hard as babe could try.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: LA CAGASTE BOT DE MIERDA.

Cleverbot: Girare piano sugli imbocchi autostradali può far male al cuore.

User: Anda a cagar.

Cleverbot: Hi i'm lee I speak english.

[ReguachoCantina]

Jajajjaj LA SIGUIO DEMASIADO, tengo que darle credito.

[Leo90]

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jajjajajajaajja MORI!

[julio23]

Tell me about you.

Not much to tell really, I'm just an average guy.

Sos puto.

Cada noche.

[Morza]

Ya lo conocía, pero compartir es interesante

Me trató de Cleverbot primero...
Le dije que no era. Me insistió.

Entonces le dije:

"I disagree, my friend."
-You can disagree, but my name is Cleverbot.
"But I thought I was Cleverbot."
-No, I am.
"Prove it." (Acá tardó como 30 segundos en responder)... y dijo:
-I am so cool, I do not have to prove it. (Mejor respuesta, ever)
"I want you to."
-But I don't want you to want me to.
"I do what I want, and i want you to prove it. End of story."
-You don't believe in cookies?!

Listo, se fue a la mierda.


"What does that have to do with anything?"
-Ahhh avoiding the question.
"No, I'm not. You were the first who asked BS about cookies."
-Damn, you come so close sometimes.


Gané =O

"Does that mean I won?"
-No, it means you're ridiculous.
"Look who's talking."
-It's true! Are you saying I don't know anything about botswana?
"BS is bullshit. I said you asked bullshit about cookies."
-Ok, let's have a date.


Listo, me tira onda Cleverbot. Me voy a la mierda.



EDIT: No puedo irme, es un vicio esto.

Sigue la anterior...

"Ok. Do you want me to pick you up tomorrow at 9? Some chinese food?"
-I'm superman. I should be the one doing that.


Y ahora sí me voy a dormir. Demasiado bizarro.

[Soulcrash]

le dije que me diga quien lo creo, y se llama Rollo Carpenter, que tiene un hermano que es artista llamado Merlin Carpenter, le dije que soy una maquina y que me creo el hermano, y saben lo que me dijo?


"BROFIST"



jajjajajaajajaajaja, listo lo marco como pag importante.

jajajajajaj no paro de reirme bolu jajaja te juro que si me lo dice le rindo culto a la pagina XD

---------- Post added at 01:29 ---------- Previous post was at 01:27 ----------

User: Say hello to my little friend.

Cleverbot: Hello, little friend.

User: Damm it.

Cleverbot: Ha ha! Called you out.



me cago lpm jajajjajajaja





C: You don't have to hurt others to be human. That is not human nature.
yo: But im not human.
C: I never said that. I know you aren't human. I am.
Yo: Nope we are machines.
C: Do the robot.



listo me retiro es imposible ganarle a esto jajaja

[Blooder]

Alguien lee las conversaciones que están posteando?

[ZeroWand]

[Judasu]

me saco una sonrisa el ultimo