Mi novia me guampeo! Ideas?

[McLoud]

[Lil Wayne]
Hey yall
I come to talk about this girl that had my love ya see
I went away for a while, and
She gave my love away, and
I really shouldn't blame her
But now that pussy is a stranger

[Lloyd]
Baby, something's on my mind I gotta say it
Yeah, Your pussy done changed
It ain't the same girl and that's a shame
(A crying shame baby)
Oooh, aint being funny
I know another bee's been in that honey
Ooh, baby, that pussy done changed
It's such a shame girl and that's a shame
(Who the hell you been giving my loving to girl?)

Oooh Nooo
Tell me where that pussy gone
Cause it don't feel the same no more
(I miss that pussy, that pussy, that pussy)

Oooh Nooo
(Why you do me like that baby)
Why is that happening to me
Oooh Nooo
She told me that it was my pussy

(I miss that pussy, that pussy, that pussy)
Oooh Nooo
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
She, she used to be a really special lady
I guess she's feeling kinda freaky lately
It's such a shame cause now the pussy's changed
(That pussy changed)
She used to squeeze me
Grip me tight enough so she could please me
But now-now, that pussy changed

It's such a shame, that pussy changed
Oooh Nooo
Where did ya pussy go?
Cause girl, I need to know

(I miss that pussy, that pussy, that pussy)
Oooh Nooo

You see it was on some old one of a kind type shit baby
[ Lyrics from: Lloyd - Dedication To My Ex Lyrics ]
I'ma about to kill this bitch
Oooh Nooo
She gave away all my shit
(I miss that pussy, that pussy, that pussy, that pussy)
Oooh Nooo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[Andre 3000]
Damn, darlin', do change ya oil?
I'm your number fan belt they are not important
I don't use a cordless... microphone avoid 'em
They don't feel real to me
Meaning real woman
Others peeled on me (like paint)
You the primer on the lime bean green box when I couldn't afford a Ford
Clean socks scootin' across the floor in your grandmama house
Hand on your mouth
You yap too much about the penny ante, this mechanic so uncanny
X-men, x-men, your ex boyfirend should thank me that I took you off his
Hands
No I can bring another beach to the sand
And know I am well aware that you can bring a man to his knees
And get what you need without saying please
But can you bring a man to his feet when defeat is on repeat
And they go put this man's Grammy's on the street?
What? Why so quiet?
Hate that all of our memories happened in a Hyatt
You were perfect before you went on a diet
You was way thicker, you think I don't remember
Shit, the magazine got to your head
Now somebody you don't even know got you in bed
Bet ya buddy don't even know you don't like red
Or was it fuchsia? fuck it, our future is dead

[Lil Wayne]
I thought a pussy cat had 9 lives man

Oooh Nooo
(I miss that pussy, that pussy, that pussy, that pussy)
Oooh Nooo
She gave away all my shit
(I miss that pussy, that pussy, that pussy, that pussy)
Yeah, yeah, yeh
I miss ya girl

(Fuck dat bitch! )

[Yayro]

Siguen con esta bosta?

[Zyx]

foto de la novia please!



Imprimi una foto de ella chupandote la pija, y se lo mandas al padre por correo. Luego esperas en la vereda a que les llegue el cartero, asi puedes ver la cara del padre cuando lo abre. Genial.

vos pones "novia" y "fotos" todos los dias en el serch eh?

Por ahora vengo zafando... igual eso no justifica que te vengas a hacer el superado con el pobre pibe, cornudo...



Jugás al WoW y no sabés lo que es un Zigurat? Are you fucking kidding me?

jugaba y deje hace 2 o 3 años... y es un chiste con dashi... larga historia...