hablen con dios

[DeadZ]

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
mmm, if you are God, you know my name and.. what's your name?


(se me colgo y no me hablaba mas) me puso no admitir (?)

[chinosky]

jaja la rompe putiarlo en español no entiende un joraca

[Helmut]

Me:
hola
God:
Howdy!
Me:
no hablas espaniol viejah?
God:
Are you serious? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about ASD.
Me:
ASDDDDDDDDDD
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about hablas espaniol viejah.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
fuck?
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
ok, just fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude. Pardon me?
Me:
Hijo de perra hablas frances pero no espaniol!!! -.-
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
What business?? ILEGAL GAMBLING? DRUGS?
God:
You tell me. What do you do in your spare time? Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I knew it!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
i dont know? :O why i im here?
God:
Me either. Reductionism.
Me:
-.-
God:
Me either. Reductionism.
Me:
ok
God:
Yikes!
Me:
Why people sufer?
God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
'cause he want =P
God:
Good reason. I get it. want P.
Me:
now i im teaching god!
God:
Why now? I haven't heard anything like that before: said im teaching god.
Me:
i "am" teaching god -.- (fucking perfect idiot)
God:
Do you mean your name is teaching god fucking perfect idiot.
Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Helmut
God:
That's a very nice name, Helmut.
Me:
What's yours?
God:
" That's a very nice name, Helmut."? What is mine?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
JUST TELL ME YOUR FUKING NAME!
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
X
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
BYE ALICE
God:
See you later!
Me:
FUKER -.-

[Coleman]

Me:
so, if you fight against Chuck Norris, who will win?
God:
Interesting deduction. I think I do.

Que groso Dios!!!

Me:
did you put your hand in Maradona's goal against England in 1986?
God:
I think I do
Me:
thank you

[Goyo]

ni nos tiene en cuenta.

[Gawayne]

God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Watashi no namae wa Gawayne desu, anata desu ka?
God:
How are you doing, Watashi no namae wa Gawayne desu anata desu ka.


Dios no sabe japones xD


Me:
You're not God
God:
What makes you think I am not God?
Me:
Because tonight, God is a DJ
God:
That makes sense to me. That is very soon.

Aca la limo


Me:
Is Sauron a God?
God:
No only God is god.
Me:
But, a lesser one perhaps?
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
It depends...
God:
On what?
Me:
Do you accept Patacones?
God:
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.

[Ajelmen]

Me:
puto
God:
That input matched my default category

XD

God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because your just a mere mechanism with no soul
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a mechanism with no soul? No.
Me:
yes you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
yes you are
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
yes, your right its worthless
God:
Whoa. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Ich glaube schon, ich bin aber nicht sicher.
Me:
so you speak german bu not spanish, pathetic
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks for your criticism.

Me:
are you powerfull enough to destroy bush?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am powerfull enough to destroy bush.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
so your just a program, a group of algoritms?
God:
Ayuh. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes! You win the Turing Game.

la limo mal aca, alto delirio mando

[Skull007]

Hahahaha tremendo... osea... no tiene el poder para destruir a Bush ;_;

[Yushi]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Yushi
Me:.
God:
What's up, Yushi.
Me:
Nick in Game
God:
Albert Einstein. :-).
Me:
you name?
God:
Interesting gossip: Yushi said I name.
Me:
-.
God:
Interesting gossip: Yushi said I name.
Me:
yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
do you speak spanish?
God:
Un poquito. <------ xD
Me:
xD
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

es grandioso como maneja los idiomas xD

[GagleKas]

Dios es mujer!!!! XD

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Paquito
God:
It's good to meet you, Paquito.
Me:
are you a woman?
God:
Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.