Un tipo sale de bañarse y el hijo lo ve desnudo, y le pregunta:
- Papá, que eso que tenés entre las piernas?
- Un payasito, hijo
- Que cara de poronga que tiene
Ya contaron uno semi igual
Cuál es el único pollo que hace "shhhhhh"?
El pollo frito
(viejo, pero efectivo <?>)
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Un sádico, un masoquista, un asesino, un necrófilo, un zoófilo y un
piromaniaco están sentados en el jardín de un hospital neuropsiquiátrico.
Sin saber como ocupar su tiempo, y aburrido, el zoófilo dice:
- ¿Y si nos fifamos un gato?
Entonces el sádico dice:
- ¡Eso, vamos a fifarnos un gato y después lo torturamos...!!!
El asesino agrega:
- Vamos a fifarnos un gato, torturarlo y después matarlo!!!
El necrófilo:
- ¡Vamos a fifarnos un gato, torturarlo, matarlo y después lo fifamos otra
vez..!!!
Y el piromaniaco:
- ¡Vamos a fifar con un gato, torturarlo, matarlo, volver a fifarlo otra vez y prenderlo fuego!
Se hace un repentino silencio, y todos miran al masoquista y le preguntan:
- ¿Y, Tú no dices nada, nada???
Y el masoquista dice:
- ¡¡¡Miauuu...!!!
=P
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Los de yayo no valen >.<.
Gaming has changed. It's no longer about games, friends or having fun. It's an endless series of hassles, filled with updates and add-ons. Gaming, and its consumption of our money, has become a well-oiled machine. Gaming has changed. ID tagged consoles play ID tagged games, use ID tagged accessories. DLC inside their gamedata enhance and regulate their abilities. Game control. Multiplayer control. Handheld control. Console control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Gaming has changed. The age of fun has become the age of control. All in the name of making a profit from their loyal customers. And he who controls the gamers, controls history. Gaming has changed. When video games are under total control, gaming... becomes routine.
No se, como que tanta puteada no me causa gracia ._.
Gaming has changed. It's no longer about games, friends or having fun. It's an endless series of hassles, filled with updates and add-ons. Gaming, and its consumption of our money, has become a well-oiled machine. Gaming has changed. ID tagged consoles play ID tagged games, use ID tagged accessories. DLC inside their gamedata enhance and regulate their abilities. Game control. Multiplayer control. Handheld control. Console control. Everything is monitored, and kept under control. Gaming has changed. The age of fun has become the age of control. All in the name of making a profit from their loyal customers. And he who controls the gamers, controls history. Gaming has changed. When video games are under total control, gaming... becomes routine.
Se, un poco demasiado al pedo T_T
Al lado de los anteriores eso es super fino, una sutileza total.
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