Cita:
Nigger: Hello.
Scrunchy: Hey
Nigger: How are you?
Scrunchy: Very good, sir
Nigger: Thtas good, where are you from?
Nigger: I'm from Nigeria.
Scrunchy: I bet you are a very productive member of society
Scrunchy: Am I right?
Scrunchy: I am from Alaska
Nigger: Yes.
Scrunchy: Indeed
Nigger: My friends call me Nigglet, my best friends name is Watermelon.
Scrunchy: So a fast query, you wouldn't have happened to see my mode of transportation would you?
Scrunchy: It was red, two wheels?
Scrunchy: Peddles?
Nigger: You saying..
Nigger: I STOLE YOUR BIKE!?
Scrunchy: YOU FUCKING STOLE MY BIKE, GIVE IT BACK NIGGER
Cita:
0900: hey
Shawntae: sup bby
0900: oh
0900: yea i have a PENIS
Shawntae: wannt to cyber?
0900: hell yea
Shawntae: *starts rubbing my panties
0900: i put on my wizard hat and robe
Shawntae: *i whip out my fat cock and slap you across your ugly fat fucking face
Shawntae: *i spit in your mouth
0900: i turn your PENIS into a penguin
0900: you just fucking lost
0900: big time
Cita:
nickname: Hi God
God: Do you have a question for me, my child?
nickname: I do
nickname: Can I ask more than one question actually?
God: Alright.
God: Yes.
nickname: First- I accidentally a small child. What should I do?
God: Grease yourself up, and dance a merry jig.
nickname: great advice
nickname: second question:
nickname: Do you liek mudkipz?
God: I LOVE MUDKIPS!
nickname: AND DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS?!?!
God: Yes, my child. Join the church.
nickname: But I am gay
God: So am I.
nickname: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Cita:
rktbewtz: hey god
GOD: Hello son
GOD: ask your question
rktbewtz: so i'm startin a cult tonight
rktbewtz: wanted to know if you're in?
GOD: Fuck yes son
rktbewtz: we worship pedobear and all his glory
GOD: Oh damn
rktbewtz: in warships
rktbewtz: in SPACE
GOD: BATTLETOADS?
rktbewtz: no
rktbewtz: fuck battletoads
GOD: FUCK YOU
rktbewtz: OH SHI-
Cita:
hotstuff: you again?
niCE: how hot
hotstuff: hotter than the sun baby
niCE: uh
niCE: so u like burning ppl to death
niCE: skin cancer
niCE: u ass
hotstuff: well sometimes
niCE: FUCK U
niCE: FUCK U
hotstuff: :'(
niCE: U KNO WWHAT
niCE: fuck ME
niCE: harrrd
hotstuff: okay
niCE: please
hotstuff: * i find u in ur house taking off ur clothes. i enter your room and take off my clothes.
hotstuff: * I rub my hard cock
hotstuff: YOU LOST THE GAME fgt
niCE: lol wut
niCE: plz fuck me hard
niCE: in the ass
niCE: im tied to my bed
niCE: hopeless
hotstuff: wait, one request
hotstuff: do you have battletoads?
niCE: yes
niCE: it's in my ass
hotstuff: *I go exploring
niCE: u must crawl inside to acquire it
hotstuff: okay
niCE: here, take this with you
niCE: *gives u the viking helmet
hotstuff: I spear you in the ass with said helmet
hotstuff: crawl inside
hotstuff: and get lost in the labyrinthine canals of your lower intenstine
hotstuff: HALP
niCE: i have orgasm
hotstuff: Your anus contracts all around me and expels me from your colon
hotstuff: thnx man
niCE: :)
hotstuff: :)
Cita:
Amber: Hewwo
Ricky: hey there
Ricky: how you goin?
Amber: Great
Ricky: thats cool. you wanna cyber?
Amber: Sure
Ricky: cool
Ricky: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*
Amber: God Im So Wet
Ricky: hmm,i'm hard as a rock
Ricky: WAIT NO IM NOT
Cita:
9001: Oh shi-
GaryOak: LOLOLOL I GET IT
GaryOak: my girth
9001: :(
GaryOak: ...
9001: do not want
GaryOak: you can't ignore it
9001: i know D=
9001: BUT I CAN TRY
GaryOak: 8====D
GaryOak: take it
9001: D=
GaryOak: take it ash
GaryOak: take it
9001: BUT IM NOT ASH :'(
Cita:
GaryOak: o_O
Misty: ??????
Misty: no way
GaryOak: O HAI!
Misty: GARY!!!!
GaryOak: MISTY!!!!
Misty: ive missed you
GaryOak: ive missed you too
Misty: and your massive cock
GaryOak: we should cyber
Misty: ash's 2 inch
Misty: cannot compare
Misty: against your ekans of a cock
Misty: this is making my staru wet
GaryOak: how right you are
GaryOak: My ekans is evolving into Onyx
GaryOak: if you will
Misty: can i touch it?
Misty: or does it bite
Cita:
Misty - Mudkipz 1
Misty: !!!!
Mudkipz: O-SHI
Misty: i gotta catch it this time
Misty: i just gotta
Mudkipz: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Misty: GOOOO STARYU!!!
Mudkipz: :mudkipz runs away!:
Misty - Mudkipz 2
Misty: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Mudkipz: oh no!
Misty: *throws master ball*
Mudkipz: *dives for cover*
Misty: god damnit
Mudkipz: has escaped!
Misty: fuck my life
Mudkipz: oh u liek me
Misty: wasted my one masterball
Mudkipz: glitch!
Misty: i dont know how !!!
Misty: im a girl i cant use a computer !!!
Mudkipz: no girls on internet lololol
Misty - Mudkipz 3
Mudkipz: !!
Mudkipz: not again!!
Mudkipz: karma SUCKS
Misty: FUCK YOU i have to sell crack on the streets now
Mudkipz: how much?
Misty: after that last run in
Misty: my life has become a lie
Mudkipz: BAWW
Misty: i had to sell my starmie into slavery
Misty: and i even sold my vag to oprah
Mudkipz: :*(
Mudkipz: did she liek it?
Misty: no no she didnt
Mudkipz: that's a damn shame
Misty: my life is over
Mudkipz: how about if I jump your pokeballs if you know what im sayin
Misty: i dont want you to get aids
Mudkipz: oh good point
Mudkipz: thanks
Cita:
MrHansen: Now what's going on in here?
GOD: Nothing mr hansen!
MrHansen: O RLY
GOD: Just polishing my PC collection
MrHansen: Oh ok
GOD: U want some?
MrHansen: Well why don't you take a seat over there?
GOD: HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF *runs out door*
MrHansen: GARARAHRGAHRAHAGRARaa
MrHansen: I SEE THAT CP
MrHansen: SIR
GOD: DONT TAZE ME BRO
GOD: DONT TAZE ME
MrHansen: IM COMING TO GET YA!@!!@!
GOD: NO
Cita:
lemmons: woah
lemmons: i see myself..
lemmons: ...
lemmons: can i touch you?
A Mirror: Sure.
lemmons: it's like im touching mself
lemmons: cause your a mirror and everything
lemmons: your not very talkative for a mirror
lemmons: they should call you brick wall
lemmons: yessir
A Mirror: You do realize you're talking to yourself.
lemmons: ...
lemmons: shit...
lemmons: am i crazy mirror?
A Mirror: ...see previous statement.
lemmons: .......
lemmons: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lemmons: *head aslpodes*
A Mirror: YOU GOT BLOOD ON ME
lemmons: no i got blood on US
lemmons: US mirror... US
A Mirror: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
A Mirror: *Breaks*
lemmons: --the end--
lemmons: :D
A Mirror: Well played, sir.
A Mirror: :D
lemmons: very well played
lemmons: this is going right on /b/
A Mirror: Huzzah.
lemmons: haha, tahtah
