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Nigger: Hello.
Scrunchy: Hey
Nigger: How are you?
Scrunchy: Very good, sir
Nigger: Thtas good, where are you from?
Nigger: I'm from Nigeria.
Scrunchy: I bet you are a very productive member of society
Scrunchy: Am I right?
Scrunchy: I am from Alaska
Nigger: Yes.
Scrunchy: Indeed
Nigger: My friends call me Nigglet, my best friends name is Watermelon.
Scrunchy: So a fast query, you wouldn't have happened to see my mode of transportation would you?
Scrunchy: It was red, two wheels?
Scrunchy: Peddles?
Nigger: You saying..
Nigger: I STOLE YOUR BIKE!?
Scrunchy: YOU FUCKING STOLE MY BIKE, GIVE IT BACK NIGGER

0900: hey
Shawntae: sup bby
0900: oh
0900: yea i have a PENIS
Shawntae: wannt to cyber?
0900: hell yea
Shawntae: *starts rubbing my panties
0900: i put on my wizard hat and robe
Shawntae: *i whip out my fat cock and slap you across your ugly fat fucking face
Shawntae: *i spit in your mouth
0900: i turn your PENIS into a penguin
0900: you just fucking lost
0900: big time

nickname: Hi God
God: Do you have a question for me, my child?
nickname: I do
nickname: Can I ask more than one question actually?
God: Alright.
God: Yes.
nickname: First- I accidentally a small child. What should I do?
God: Grease yourself up, and dance a merry jig.
nickname: great advice
nickname: second question:
nickname: Do you liek mudkipz?
God: I LOVE MUDKIPS!
nickname: AND DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS?!?!
God: Yes, my child. Join the church.
nickname: But I am gay
God: So am I.
nickname: FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

rktbewtz: hey god
GOD: Hello son
GOD: ask your question
rktbewtz: so i'm startin a cult tonight
rktbewtz: wanted to know if you're in?
GOD: Fuck yes son
rktbewtz: we worship pedobear and all his glory
GOD: Oh damn
rktbewtz: in warships
rktbewtz: in SPACE
GOD: BATTLETOADS?
rktbewtz: no
rktbewtz: fuck battletoads
GOD: FUCK YOU
rktbewtz: OH SHI-

hotstuff: you again?
niCE: how hot
hotstuff: hotter than the sun baby
niCE: uh
niCE: so u like burning ppl to death
niCE: skin cancer
niCE: u ass
hotstuff: well sometimes
niCE: FUCK U
niCE: FUCK U
hotstuff: :'(
niCE: U KNO WWHAT
niCE: fuck ME
niCE: harrrd
hotstuff: okay
niCE: please
hotstuff: * i find u in ur house taking off ur clothes. i enter your room and take off my clothes.
hotstuff: * I rub my hard cock
hotstuff: YOU LOST THE GAME fgt
niCE: lol wut
niCE: plz fuck me hard
niCE: in the ass
niCE: im tied to my bed
niCE: hopeless
hotstuff: wait, one request
hotstuff: do you have battletoads?
niCE: yes
niCE: it's in my ass
hotstuff: *I go exploring
niCE: u must crawl inside to acquire it
hotstuff: okay
niCE: here, take this with you
niCE: *gives u the viking helmet
hotstuff: I spear you in the ass with said helmet
hotstuff: crawl inside
hotstuff: and get lost in the labyrinthine canals of your lower intenstine
hotstuff: HALP
niCE: i have orgasm
hotstuff: Your anus contracts all around me and expels me from your colon
hotstuff: thnx man
niCE:
hotstuff:

Amber: Hewwo
Ricky: hey there
Ricky: how you goin?
Amber: Great
Ricky: thats cool. you wanna cyber?
Amber: Sure
Ricky: cool
Ricky: *i put on my robe and wizard hat*
Amber: God Im So Wet
Ricky: hmm,i'm hard as a rock
Ricky: WAIT NO IM NOT

9001: Oh shi-
GaryOak: LOLOLOL I GET IT
GaryOak: my girth
9001: :(
GaryOak: ...
9001: do not want
GaryOak: you can't ignore it
9001: i know D=
9001: BUT I CAN TRY
GaryOak: 8====D
GaryOak: take it
9001: D=
GaryOak: take it ash
GaryOak: take it
9001: BUT IM NOT ASH :'(

GaryOak: o_O
Misty: ??????
Misty: no way
GaryOak: O HAI!
Misty: GARY!!!!
GaryOak: MISTY!!!!
Misty: ive missed you
GaryOak: ive missed you too
Misty: and your massive cock
GaryOak: we should cyber
Misty: ash's 2 inch
Misty: cannot compare
Misty: against your ekans of a cock
Misty: this is making my staru wet
GaryOak: how right you are
GaryOak: My ekans is evolving into Onyx
GaryOak: if you will
Misty: can i touch it?
Misty: or does it bite

Misty - Mudkipz 1

Misty: !!!!
Mudkipz: O-SHI
Misty: i gotta catch it this time
Misty: i just gotta
Mudkipz: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Misty: GOOOO STARYU!!!
Mudkipz: :mudkipz runs away!:

Misty - Mudkipz 2

Misty: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Mudkipz: oh no!
Misty: *throws master ball*
Mudkipz: *dives for cover*
Misty: god damnit
Mudkipz: has escaped!
Misty: fuck my life
Mudkipz: oh u liek me
Misty: wasted my one masterball
Mudkipz: glitch!
Misty: i dont know how !!!
Misty: im a girl i cant use a computer !!!
Mudkipz: no girls on internet lololol

Misty - Mudkipz 3

Mudkipz: !!
Mudkipz: not again!!
Mudkipz: karma SUCKS
Misty: FUCK YOU i have to sell crack on the streets now
Mudkipz: how much?
Misty: after that last run in
Misty: my life has become a lie
Mudkipz: BAWW
Misty: i had to sell my starmie into slavery
Misty: and i even sold my vag to oprah
Mudkipz: :*(
Mudkipz: did she liek it?
Misty: no no she didnt
Mudkipz: that's a damn shame
Misty: my life is over
Mudkipz: how about if I jump your pokeballs if you know what im sayin
Misty: i dont want you to get aids
Mudkipz: oh good point
Mudkipz: thanks

MrHansen: Now what's going on in here?
GOD: Nothing mr hansen!
MrHansen: O RLY
GOD: Just polishing my PC collection
MrHansen: Oh ok
GOD: U want some?
MrHansen: Well why don't you take a seat over there?
GOD: HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF *runs out door*
MrHansen: GARARAHRGAHRAHAGRARaa
MrHansen: I SEE THAT CP
MrHansen: SIR
GOD: DONT TAZE ME BRO
GOD: DONT TAZE ME
MrHansen: IM COMING TO GET YA!@!!@!
GOD: NO

lemmons: woah
lemmons: i see myself..
lemmons: ...
lemmons: can i touch you?
A Mirror: Sure.
lemmons: it's like im touching mself
lemmons: cause your a mirror and everything
lemmons: your not very talkative for a mirror
lemmons: they should call you brick wall
lemmons: yessir
A Mirror: You do realize you're talking to yourself.
lemmons: ...
lemmons: shit...
lemmons: am i crazy mirror?
A Mirror: ...see previous statement.
lemmons: .......
lemmons: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
lemmons: *head aslpodes*
A Mirror: YOU GOT BLOOD ON ME
lemmons: no i got blood on US
lemmons: US mirror... US
A Mirror: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
A Mirror: *Breaks*
lemmons: --the end--
lemmons:
A Mirror: Well played, sir.
A Mirror:
lemmons: very well played
lemmons: this is going right on /b/
A Mirror: Huzzah.
lemmons: haha, tahtah

[KaKaShI MaRiAnO]

0900: i put on my wizard hat and robe



ajjajajajajajajaj es la gran "y yo me pongo mi sombrero y mi capa de mago..." de bloodninja?

[blackram3]

no logro ver lo wow xD

[KaKaShI MaRiAnO]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO TERRRRRIBLE MIND FUCK NO LO HABIA VISTO

la cosa es que

No podes combinar esa cartera con esa remera, no podes.




































Y por que atras de la mina hay una cuerda?

[vaxkiss]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO TERRRRRIBLE MIND FUCK NO LO HABIA VISTO

la cosa es que

No podes combinar esa cartera con esa remera, no podes.

Y por que atras de la mina hay una cuerda?

Para tener la puerta y que no se cierre con el viento...

[20000000000]

che q son los battletoads? xD

[KaKaShI MaRiAnO]

es un juego viejo que jugue un par de veces, pero no se si sera de lo que hablan ahi....


Battletoads - Wikipedia, la enciclopedia libre


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[vaxkiss]

no logro ver lo wow xD

no sera una boludiada a un usuario de 4chan?

[Pantuflator]

es un juego viejo que jugue un par de veces, pero no se si sera de lo que hablan ahi....


Battletoads - Wikipedia, la enciclopedia libre


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El "chiste" de BattleToads es llamar a GameStop (tiendita de games) y preguntar si tienen BattleToads, y que te puteen porque es la 209º vez que les preguntan si lo tienen, y como es un juego viejo obviamente no.
Se postean en /b/ y otros sitios como ebaumsworld sucursales con su telefono correspondiente y todos empiezan a llamar para joder :p

Suddenly, on the 12th, 13th and 14th of November 2007, Anonymous decided to prank call Gamestop, asking for Battletoads preorders. /b/lackup was formed in the name of the lulz and lots of prank calls were made. Moar than 40 GameStop stores were targeted, some stores received calls all day. At first, some stores were friendly and explained that they don't have it. After a few hours they got really pissed. Some employees called Anon very bad things, things you can't say on Faux News. Other employees thought this was funny, and joked about Battletoads.

A few weeks after the beginning of the raid, according to Anonymous spies, a Gamestop conference call announced that all Battletoads calls should be handled politely. 4chan was also mentioned. /b/tards were called "a hazardous group of people on the internet" and theorized to be attempting to take over gamestop.

Is This Battletoads - Encyclopedia Dramatica